Per CU SID: BOULDER - The University of Colorado will hold a press conference to announce the hiring of Jon Embree as its 24th full-time head football coach on Monday, December 6. Due to limited seating, the media conference is by invitation only and members of the University community and general public can view the announcement live at 10 a.m. at www.CUBuffs.com. Below is a schedule of events open to the public: 10 a.m. - Press Conference, live on BuffsTV on CUBuffs.com 2 p.m. - Reception at Blake Street Tavern in Denver (Ralphie V, CU's live buffalo mascot, will be in attendance) 6 p.m. - Reception at Omni Interlocken Resort in Broomfield **************************** (This is me, now.) If you can make it to any of these events, we'll expect reports back here on AllBuffs. For the rest of us, we'll be having an all-day Chat for Club Members to discuss the Jon Embree hire, Snow's and Rugged's LOKO problem, our recruiting needs, Wally's tendency to expose himself, the assistant coaches, how bcs copes with being a hermaphrodite, and other topics vital to the AllBuffs family including what various Members may have heard on the way to get burritos.