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ESPN ESPN PAC-12 Blog: Zach Banner, USC offensive line escape a stuck elevator

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  1. RSSBot

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    Zach Banner, USC offensive line escape a stuck elevator

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  2. FlaBuff

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    yeah, we used to do this during training camp at the College Inn with semi-regularity. It was all fun and games until it was going to make us late for a meeting. and by late I mean on time. Mac told us to set all our watches forward five minutes so that we were never late.

    On a side note, they have been "fixing" the elevators in my building, and I got on one and one of the three women in the elevator says, "Good, were safe now." So I asked why and she said she was stuck on an elevator earlier that day(a common occurance lately) and I looked like I could open the doors.

    I considered this an egregous act of both sizism and sexism, but wasn't sure wether to involve Tall Lives Matter or National Coalition for Y-chrommosomes, so I smiled and accepted her premise as a compliment.
     
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    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    You're so skinny now she was going to use you as a screwdriver.
     
  4. FlaBuff

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    you had me at hello.
     

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