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few items for sale

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by tante, Nov 26, 2010.

  1. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    since we won't be playing Nebraska anymore I have a few items for sale, all prices negotiable.

    piss balloon filler (how else are you gonna get piss in a balloon)
    walker with Nebraska sticker on it (stolen from an old ladies before I pushed her down stairs)
    approx 25 car antennas
    assortment of batteries
    dozen snowballs with rocks in the middle (have been frozen since 2007 - extra hard)
     
  2. huskermark

    huskermark Well-Known Member

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    I would like to have a knife to slash tires
     
  3. Buffellow85

    Buffellow85 Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget a set of keys to take care of the paint job
     
  4. Pale Ale

    Pale Ale Well-Known Member

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    worthless without pictures
     
  5. buffwoman526

    buffwoman526 Club Member Club Member

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    I have some great recipes that call for lots of asparagus.
     
  6. ScottyBuff

    ScottyBuff Well-Known Member

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    Find some Hawkeye boards and list them there, I'm sure they will love to hate the Fuskers soon enough.
     
  7. FChairbanks

    FChairbanks muthaka slayer Club Member

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    I have a urine snowball maker that I'll let go for shipping costs only...
     
  8. Buffsoldier

    Buffsoldier Well-Known Member

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    You're selling your dick?

    [video=youtube;VDss8V2OME4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4[/video]
     
  9. The Guest

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    Fixed. Any paintings of a white buffalo?
     
  10. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

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    what? you can fit YOUR dick in a water balloon? This is professional equipment I have for sale here.
     

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