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First Order Of Business For Coach MikeMac

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffalo Brad, Dec 11, 2012.

  1. Buffalo Brad

    Buffalo Brad Club Member Club Member

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    Get out and find a new desk! It will give him a great place to prop up his feet as he compiles his top 10 things to do list. I imagine the list will include:

    • Find a place to put his lunch box (I am sure there is a spot on the new desk!)
    • Order bottled water for the coaches for next Spring's practices
    • Also order juice boxes for the players to have in the locker room and after practice
    • Send email to the entire roster making sure that they understand how to get their horns out
    • Contact all recruits and grayshirts to ensure that they know this ain't intramurals brother, it is the PAC 12 they are signing up for
    • Devise the 10 or 11 plays that will be the difference between wins and loses next year
    • Send a copy of the book 50 Philosophy Ideas You Really Need to Know to the team and coaches
    • Order 12 months of catered lunches for the staff
    • Identify the top CO prospects and make sure to ignore them or at least find a way to piss off their coaches
    • Hire Joel Klatt to be the Offensive Coordinator and Alfred Williams to the Defensive Coordinator. In fact, search for as many former Buffs as possible for the coaching staff
     
  2. fatbuff

    fatbuff Well-Known Member

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    Pick out your courtesy car.
     
  3. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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    He'll need a new desk. Desks don't get second chances.


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  4. BuffUp

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    Make travel arrangements for Machu Pichu.
     
  9. BuffsNYC

    BuffsNYC Uptown Club Member

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    Pound it and launch it?
     
  10. boulder77

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    Schedule multiple recruiting trips to Wyoming and Montana.
     
  11. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Plunk down $15 for his Allbuffs club membership...
     
  12. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Have staring contests with each member of team in order to gauge twinkle
     

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