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Good Morning, Buffs... the danny hawkins termination vigil continues

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Liver, Oct 10, 2010.

  1. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    i am going on a hunger strike in solidarity with the players. until they are coached properly (and absent divine spiritual assistance, that means a new coaching staff), i will not drink another budweiser.

    yes, that's right. i am forsaking all budweiser. passive resistance. i stand united with the players who have been lead by the dumbest group of ass clown coaches every assembled in the history of CU.

    i've got to center myself as i embark on this challenge. ooooooooooooom. ooooooooooooom. ooooooooooooooom.

    **** you hawkins!
     
  2. The Guest

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    I'm about ten years ahead of you brother. Apparently I anticipated this debacle quite some time ago.
     
  3. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    shhh. its been about 10 years for me too. i am also forsaking brussel sprouts in solidarity with your current posting.

    it is the thought that counts. i'm off to make a mimosa now.

    **** you, hawkins!
     
  4. DBT

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    I wonder whats going on in Boulder this morning? I presume the coaches are breaking down film. But I wonder what Bohn is doing? Is he talking to anyone? Fielding calls from boosters? Man. The morning after sucks.
     
  5. PhillyBuff

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    maybe this diet will finally work for you..... nothing else has so far....
     
  6. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    :lol:

    your sister loves me just the way i am!

    besides, this is the innerwebs, so, as far as you know, i am 6'5" with a chiseled body, rock-hard abs, and a gleaming smile. isn't everyone?

    oh wait-- i've seen your pic. well, maybe everyone but you...

    more mimosa, stat!

    killing the pain of the hawkins ass clown posse, one cocktail at a time...

    **** you, hawkins!
     
  7. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    fuuck dan hawkins that douchebag **** in my furking mouth last night and laughed. i hate that dummass!!
     
  8. The Guest

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    You're normally sober by this time of day. You're taking this one hard.
     
  9. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    2.5 hours into my professed budweiser fasting.

    strangely, it doesn't seem to be bothering me yet. the 15+ years of abstaining from budweiser before my hunger strike were great preparation.

    it is the little things, you know. just got a make a few tweaks, here and there. things are going to pop, like another bottle of prosecco to help me through this time. i embrace the suffering and offer it up to karma.

    luckily, i have discovered that mimosas do, in fact, dull the pain. even the bronco suckitude on tv is not bothering me.

    **** you, hawkins!
     
  10. PhillyBuff

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    wait.... I don't look like that even after a few mimosas?
     

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