Grade the 1st 1,000 Days of Rick George's Tenure

[cufan141]

Rick George doesn't piss on his hands.

I would hope not. But I would imagine he touched his Johnson and should therefore wash his hands.

 

[skibum]

I would hope not. But I would imagine his hands touched his Johnson and should therefore wash his Johnson.

FIFY - this makes a lot more sense in terms of which one is more likely to spread infection to the other.

 

[sackman]

I would hope not. But I would imagine he touched his Johnson and should therefore wash his hands.

Rick George keeps his Johnson clean.

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

I would hope not. But I would imagine he touched his Johnson and should therefore wash his hands.

 

[JackVcr]

I would have given him an A, but I saw him not wash his hands after using the urinal at halftime of the CU vs. UCONN game in Des Moines, and for some reason it still bothers me to this day.

So his mother taught him not to pee on his hands. What's the problem?

 

[DBT]

Just got back from the Association for Professionals in Infection Control and Epidemiology (APIC) convention that my wife attended. Those folks are all about hand washing. You are supposed to wash your hands a minimum of 20 seconds before rinsing. I'm no germaphobe like, ahem, some on this board. But I'm pretty adament about washing my hands after taking a leak.

So, one hospital, like Johns Hopkins or something, decided to do a study. They asked doctors in the hospital if they washed their hands after using the restroom. 70% responded that they did. Not great, but not horrible, right? Well, unbeknownst to them, the hospital had nurses as kind of spies, monitoring the doctors prior to the survey. According to the monitors, only about 10% washed their hands. The take away from this is that doctors are a bunch of lying bastards.

 

[Buffnik]

Just got back from the Association for Professionals in Infection Control and Epidemiology (APIC) convention that my wife attended. Those folks are all about hand washing. You are supposed to wash your hands a minimum of 20 seconds before rinsing. I'm no germaphobe like, ahem, some on this board. But I'm pretty adament about washing my hands after taking a leak.

So, one hospital, like Johns Hopkins or something, decided to do a study. They asked doctors in the hospital if they washed their hands after using the restroom. 70% responded that they did. Not great, but not horrible, right? Well, unbeknownst to them, the hospital had nurses as kind of spies, monitoring the doctors prior to the survey. According to the monitors, only about 10% washed their hands. The take away from this is that doctors are a bunch of lying bastards.

I prefer the hand sanitizer pump to washing my hands. I don't trust the standing water and other things I may touch in the sink area. If there isn't hand sanitizer, I usually trust to the assumption that my dick is cleaner than the fixtures in a public bathroom.

 

[Darth Snow]

I prefer the hand sanitizer pump to washing my hands. I don't trust the standing water and other things I may touch in the sink area. If there isn't hand sanitizer, I usually trust to the assumption that my dick is cleaner than the fixtures in a public bathroom.

unlike that bathroom, you KNOW the last time your dick got washed.

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

Pretty sure most guys' dicks are cleaner than their cell phone cases and screens.

 

[skibum]

The reason for recommending washing your hands after taking a leak* has nothing to do with your penis harboring nasty germs that can spread because you touched it with your hands.

The reason is that you should wash your hands fairly frequently - and it's really easy and convenient to do so when you're already in a bathroom anyway.

There are a lot more things you touch with your hands every day that are far more disgusting and likely to harbor pathogens than your Johnson - but when you handle most of those other things soap and water aren't so easily accessible.

*This is different when you take a ****. Then you really do actually have a higher liklihood of getting a nasty little pathogen on your hands and spreading it to others.

 

[sackman]

 

[The Alabaster Yak]

The reason for recommending washing your hands after taking a leak* has nothing to do with your penis harboring nasty germs that can spread because you touched it with your hands.

The reason is that you should wash your hands fairly frequently - and it's really easy and convenient to do so when you're already in a bathroom anyway.

There are a lot more things you touch with your hands every day that are far more disgusting and likely to harbor pathogens than your Johnson - but when you handle most of those other things soap and water aren't so easily accessible.

*This is different when you take a ****. Then you really do actually have a higher liklihood of getting a nasty little pathogen on your hands and spreading it to others.

We should probably wash our Johnson's after we pee!

 

[skibum]

We should probably wash our Johnson's after we pee!

Or just wash your hands before you pee.

 

[patebuff]

Good thread turn

 

[You Assholes]

Or just wash your hands before you pee.

This makes the most sense.

 

[SpacemanSpiff]

Or just wash your hands before you pee.

If you pee in the sink, you can do both at the same time.