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Hawk's Nose

All of this pre-game hype stuff is BS. The real story is....on his way to get a burrito before the game, the chipotle lady told him "guacamole is extra...is ok?" He told her that it was NOT ok cuz "I'm Dan Hawkins, better recognize..."

His nose is the result.

per AZ scoop.
 
4DemBuffs, she did NOT beat his ass. It was the other way around. After a while. Yeah yeah, she did win the first fall, and he did win the 2nd fall when someone threw a chair into the ring. But she never recovered enough to beat him that 3rd fall. He was clearly the last one standing. Well, kneeling.
 
This thread is useless without pictures.

FWIW. Screenprints from the cubuffs.com interview after the game.

(A friend swore he heard a certain quote in a post-game interview, and I went back and listened futilely to find it for myself, happened to notice the battered nose image front and center -- no pun intended -- for those still curious.)

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WTF happened at halftime? Any CU spooks know what happened in the locker room? Hawk just felt like head butting a player to show how pissed he was at our first half play? Great to see the guys win today.

Well, whomever it was, I want to kiss them square on the mouth. No homo.
 
I think it looks a lot worse that it is. The blood marks on his nose match exactly where the pads from his sunglasses would sit on his nose. I bet the cut was a small nick on the bridge of his nose and the blood ran down and collected around the pads of his sun glasses and then dried there. A lot of dried blood on his nose makes it look like a big cut but I bet it was really small.

Either that or he's going for the POW move that Admiral Stockton did at the Hanoi Hilton (beat his own face so he would look bad for an on camera interview. Made him look like a victim so the Vietcong sympathetic media couldn't attack him.).
 
Wow. This whole situation is really weird.

Whatever it was, it seems to have worked, so I vote to have him busted in the face before every game. ****, I vote to have him popped in his mongoloid grill before every practice, just to ensure a good performance.
 
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