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we'd totally pwn the sec. florida? bitch. lsu? double-bitch! 'bama? tiny little bitch we'd send the second team against, just to keep it interesting! we'd mudhole the entire conference. what's the sec record for consecutive conf. wins? i figure us for at least 30 or 40 straight until those punk-asses figured out how to try to at least make a game of it.

damned straight.

just don't throw us into the shark tank that is the b10! oh noeees! to hear those ****ers talk, we'd be better off playing in the nfc east than in the b10! so, so scary!!!!

:rofl:

YMSSR. Dude, you're only funny on your birthday. What do you say you spread it around a little bit, maybe pace yourself a little?
 
To everyone who welcomed me, thank you. I appreciate the hospitality.

To everyone who flamed me, I look forward to our battles.

To the guy who doesn't like the capitalized "UTAH UTES", that's just how I roll...

This thing is done. We both are going to be in the 12PAC, soon. Looking forward to it.
 
To everyone who welcomed me, thank you. I appreciate the hospitality.

To everyone who flamed me, I look forward to our battles.

To the guy who doesn't like the capitalized "UTAH UTES", that's just how I roll...

This thing is done. We both are going to be in the 12PAC, soon. Looking forward to it.

Let's get fired up for our new hated rivals in red!!! Really, it's pretty much just like our old rivals in lincoln, right?

--Damn you, U of U for your...erm...flat, windswept prairie...ummmmm...make that beautiful mountain landscapes.

--You Utes suck 'cause of all of your beautiful co-eds, created through church-directed, genetically selected matings (I read a book once, so I'm pretty much an expert on this--although I think it was about Texas, I don't really remember...).

--Hahahaahahah! You guys and your increasingly liberal alcohol laws.

--Way to go, Utah, with your very low meth lab per capita ranking! Hahahahaahahaah. Nobody tweakin' there.

--Seriously, has anybody from your state ever been depicted on peopleofwalmart.com????

Utah's got way to much going for it. Can we still just hate nebraska?

Oooohhh...or maybe UCLA??? In one hundred years perhaps some broadcaster, live from Pasadena will say, "The ambulances have arrived, and the urine is still being pumped from the Rose Bowl. Historians trace today's massive piss bomb attack to a series of events, triggered in 1994, when Rick Neuheisal was named Colorado Football's head coach..."
 
quit capitilizing UTAH. THats ****in gay

NO! I won't do it!
UTAH UTES!
In fact, now I'm going to BOLD it as well!
Just to get under your skin.

Let's get fired up for our new hated rivals in red!!! Really, it's pretty much just like our old rivals in lincoln, right?

--Damn you, U of U for your...erm...flat, windswept prairie...ummmmm...make that beautiful mountain landscapes.

--You Utes suck 'cause of all of your beautiful co-eds, created through church-directed, genetically selected matings (I read a book once, so I'm pretty much an expert on this--although I think it was about Texas, I don't really remember...).

--Hahahaahahah! You guys and your increasingly liberal alcohol laws.

--Way to go, Utah, with your very low meth lab per capita ranking! Hahahahaahahaah. Nobody tweakin' there.

--Seriously, has anybody from your state ever been depicted on peopleofwalmart.com????

Confirming and debunking myths:

First, yes the coeds at UTAH have been genetically engineered to grow up to be Stepford wives, so we do have that going for us.
Second, WalMart makes quite a good living here, thank you very much. Utah has it's share of drunken white trash.
Third, we have meth labs too! Dammit! We're cool too!
Fourth, our liquor laws are finally be liberalized to only reflect the era of Prohibition and not the era of PreHistory.

This is going to be a lot of fun.
 
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NO! I won't do it!
UTAH UTES!
In fact, now I'm going to BOLD it as well!
Just to get under your skin.



Confirming and debunking myths:

First, yes the coeds at UTAH have been genetically engineered to grow up to be Stepford wives, so we do have that going for us.
Second, WalMart makes quite a good living here, thank you very much. Utah has it's share of drunken white trash.
Third, we have meth labs too! Dammit! We're cool too!
Fourth, our liquor laws are finally be liberalized to only reflect the era of Prohibition and not the era of PreHistory.

This is going to be a lot of fun.

Dude, if nebraska's all time football record against CU is 48-18-2, their meth lab record/ratio has to be at least twice that against Utah. They own you in meth labs!

I don't support those red-polyester-overall-clad-cadavers often, but they've got prairie, meth labs, subpar coeds (I know there's a few cute ones, so hold your pictures Surveyor) and a rabid group of coach-threatening fans who's self-images are completely wrapped-up in the sucess of a football team that they have no control over (I kinda have the last problem myself--thus my low self-esteem--but at least I have other options).

Your U of U Utes (that's just stoopid, BTW) have a lot of ground to make up, if you're going to earn the "most hated" status 'round these parts. Just sayin'.
 
Since I went to Illinois, I take a liking to Native American-themed schools.... UTAH, Illinois, Florida State, North Dakota, Bradley, Central Michigan. And those who have since dropped them... Stanford, Marquette, Miami U, St. John's, Syracuse.
 
Can you believe this is their mascot:

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Like Kansas State and their stupid-ass Wildcat. Seriously, if you guys can't afford to buy the entire mascot costume and had to just buy the head while putting the rest on layaway, I'm sure I can pony up a few ducats to help you out. It's kind of sad and I wouldn't want our rival to look so pathetic.
 
Since I went to Illinois, I take a liking to Native American-themed schools.... UTAH, Illinois, Florida State, North Dakota, Bradley, Central Michigan. And those who have since dropped them... Stanford, Marquette, Miami U, St. John's, Syracuse.

See what I mean? You just can't hate those Utes or their fans. I want to give them all noogies and legally adopt them.

Since I went to CU, I take a strong disliking to corn-themed schools.... nebraska, and those that have since dropped them.... Northwest Iowa Agrarian College and GED Specialists.
 
Can you believe this is their mascot:

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Like Kansas State and their stupid-ass Wildcat. Seriously, if you guys can't afford to buy the entire mascot costume and had to just buy the head while putting the rest on layaway, I'm sure I can pony up a few ducats to help you out. It's kind of sad and I wouldn't want our rival to look so pathetic.

ahem...





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Vinny Gambini: It is possible that the two yutes...
Judge Chamberlain Haller: ...Ah, the two what? Uh... uh, what was that word?
Vinny Gambini: Uh... what word?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Two what?
Vinny Gambini: What?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, two yutes.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: What is a yute?
[beat]
Vinny Gambini: Oh, excuse me, your honor...
[exaggerated]
Vinny Gambini: Two YOUTHS.

Beat me to it. Asshole.

:lol:

Did you say "utes"?
 
See what I mean? You just can't hate those Utes or their fans. I want to give them all noogies and legally adopt them.

Since I went to CU, I take a strong disliking to corn-themed schools.... Nebraska, and those that have since dropped them.... Northwest Iowa Agrarian College and GED Specialists.

Just so you know. There will never ever be a replacement for Nebraska as the most hated school for Buff fans. I'll take that as compliment. The Buffs hating the "Utes", come on give me a break!

Also, I can't think of any other "corn-themed schools" in college football. Let me know if there are any around. I'd say the "Cornhuskers" are probably one of a kind for a name, and I like that.
 
Just so you know. There will never ever be a replacement for Nebraska as the most hated school for Buff fans. I'll take that as compliment. The Buffs hating the "Utes", come on give me a break!

Also, I can't think of any other "corn-themed schools" in college football. Let me know if there are any around. I'd say the "Cornhuskers" are probably one of a kind for a name, and I like that.

Yeah. You've definitely got the market cornered for "corn-themed schools". But you don't hold a candle to the other "produce-themed-school": Scottsdale Community College with its Artie the Fighting Artichoke mascot. :smile2:

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Just so you know. There will never ever be a replacement for Nebraska as the most hated school for Buff fans. I'll take that as compliment. The Buffs hating the "Utes", come on give me a break!

Also, I can't think of any other "corn-themed schools" in college football. Let me know if there are any around. I'd say the "Cornhuskers" are probably one of a kind for a name, and I like that.

Go start your own thread about being a spurned rival. This might sound harsh, but the Buff nation is ready to move on. Nebraska is dead to us. Adios maize-muchers. The Buff Nation hates Utah now. Those are the breaks.
 
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flashfoward to the year 2020...

drive-by fusker fan on allbuffs: uh, hi guys. remember when we used to play? those games were epic. uh, anyhow. things just haven't been the same since we moved to the wac. uh, anyhow. anyone want to talk about the old days of the big 8? anyone?
 
Go start your own thread about being a spurned rival. This might sound harsh, but the Buff nation is ready to move on. Nebraska is dead to us. Adios maize-muchers. The Buff Nation hates Utah now. Those are the breaks.

LMAO! I will believe it when I see it! I smell some Buff fans living in dream land propelled there by smoking some weed!
 
If hating Utah makes the fuskers mad, I hate Utah.

Damn utes. What the hell is a ute, anyway? Probably some distant relative of a fusker. I hate em. May they die a thousand deaths.
 
Yeah. You've definitely got the market cornered for "corn-themed schools". But you don't hold a candle to the other "produce-themed-school": Scottsdale Community College with its Artie the Fighting Artichoke mascot. :smile2:

artieartichoke.jpg

Yea, how can you hate Artie. Just think Nebraska was formerly known as the "Mankilling Mastodons" and the "Rattlesnake Boys" back in the days before the "Old Gold Knights" and the "Bugeaters". Those are names loyal Buff fans could have worked with while spewing their hatred for all things Red belonging to Nebraska. Have a good time finding a quality team to hate in the glamorous world of the 12Pac.
 
Yea, how can you hate Artie. Just think Nebraska was formerly known as the "Mankilling Mastodons" and the "Rattlesnake Boys" back in the days before the "Old Gold Knights" and the "Bugeaters". Those are names loyal Buff fans could have worked with while spewing their hatred for all things Red belonging to Nebraska. Have a good time finding a quality team to hate in the glamorous world of the 12Pac.

It will be a nice change of pace to hate a quality team.
 
If hating Utah makes the fuskers mad, I hate Utah.

Damn utes. What the hell is a ute, anyway? Probably some distant relative of a fusker. I hate em. May they die a thousand deaths.

Sackman; I thought you were a CU graduate and a "world traveler, American, knower of all". Dang man you let me down with this post.


Here it is for you (Looks like the Utes just might make a good rival for the Buffs. They will take over Colorado just like the Husker fans have.)

: Ute Tribe, an ethnically related group of American Indians now living primarily in Utah and Colorado
  • Ute Mountain Ute Tribe, descendants of the Weminuche band who moved to the western end of the Southern Ute Reservation in 1897
:thumbsup::thumbsup::smile2:
 
Sackman; I thought you were a CU graduate and a "world traveler, American, knower of all". Dang man you let me down with this post.


Here it is for you (Looks like the Utes just might make a good rival for the Buffs. They will take over Colorado just like the Husker fans have.)

: Ute Tribe, an ethnically related group of American Indians now living primarily in Utah and Colorado
  • Ute Mountain Ute Tribe, descendants of the Weminuche band who moved to the western end of the Southern Ute Reservation in 1897
:thumbsup::thumbsup::smile2:

I'm fairly certain Sack was making a My Cousin Vinny reference there. Posters on this board may be Arseholes on occasion for no apparent reason other than to hate on NU, but they are pretty smart and witty ones at that.
 
LMAO! I will believe it when I see it! I smell some Buff fans living in dream land propelled there by smoking some weed!

Puff. Puff. Pass.
If you can't say anything mean about Utah, then don't say anything at all.

The McRibb was pretty pathetic while it lasted, but a Utah alum founded Chuck E. Cheese. Nebraska can't compete with that.

Utah claims Ted Bundy, which by comparison makes Lawrence Phillips look like a petty criminal.

Come on, Surveyer. Everyone knows there are other corn based school mascots. You can't down a Purdue Boilermaker with beer and a shot of mash.
Check out the mascots of Arkansas...
1) Big Red
2) Boss Hogg
3) Sue E. Pig
The huskers just can't compete with those cornfed Razorbacks. Not only did Arkansas steal Nebraska's identity, they took away your main streets and have you shopping at Wal-Mart. Sorry, Surveyer. It's over. Gather what's left of your pride and skeedaddle. Begging for CU's hate is pathetic.
 
Why on earth would anybody want more than one wife? Isn't one enough?
 
I'm fairly certain Sack was making a My Cousin Vinny reference there. Posters on this board may be Arseholes on occasion for no apparent reason other than to hate on NU, but they are pretty smart and witty ones at that.

Why thank you, Beak, that's very nice of you. And may I say all the same to you, and your visiting husker ilk, but conversely.
 
I can see it now. The utes come to town and Ward Churchill shows up to protest.
 
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