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Discussion in 'Colorado Basketball Message Board' started by Bama Charlie, Mar 26, 2011.

  1. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    We're going to beat the hell out of you!
     
  2. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    Dont kill our trees! Quick someone hide Nelson Spruce!
     
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  3. BuffAlum2007

    BuffAlum2007 Well-Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  4. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Hey, Bama fan. Figured I'd help you out.

    We Buff fans like to hang out here to celebrate our big victories:
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    Here's the location in the park where we hold our rallies:
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    After we beat you, it would really piss us off if you killed all the trees in that park.
     
  5. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    We know that your football players take a pay cut when they go to the NFL, what's the payroll like for Bama' basketball?
     
  6. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Of all the games CU will play in the NIT, this one will be the toughest by far. Whoever wins this game will have to be a prohibitive favorite to win the championship.
     
  8. lawdogg

    lawdogg Club Member Club Member

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    "Troll tide"
     
  9. dyemeduke

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    Worse than the rock-chalk chant...the rammer jammer chant is one of the most idiotic chants out there, if not THE most idiotic. It's not clever, it doesn't make any sense, it's not rythmic...and it reinforces the stereotypes of Alabama folk as simple minded hicks.

    It's sort of funny though, because MOST alabama fans I know have no idea what the words mean.
     
  10. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Either way, we still live in Colorado and you live in the trailer park mecca of the world.
     
  11. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    How do you delete a post?
     
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  12. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    x2
     
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  13. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    Do you guys have a celebration or something when you have a player make an NFL roster?
     
  14. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    sup barner
     
  15. Bama Charlie

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    Hey Buffs! Hey Buffs! We're going to beat the hell out of you. Rammer Jammer, Yellow Hammer, Give them hell Alabama!

     
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  16. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    If you knew much about Alabama you would know the trailer park capital of Alabama is West Opelika.
     
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    Simple-minded hick.
     
  18. bombay

    bombay Club Member Club Member

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    Alabamer.
     
  19. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    Really?
     
  20. Swish

    Swish Half a bubble off Club Member

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    Let's go Buffs. This time it's your turn to get mudholed Charlie. :haha2:
     
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    Well, earlier somebody suggested that the rammer jammer hammer--or whatever the **** it is--chants made Bama fans sound like "simple-minded hicks".

    So when you wrote the chant I thought I would follow through as a reference to the previous post on the subject as, you know, a joke.

    The fact that I have to explain this to you makes me suspect that there might be something to the original premise after all.
     
  22. BuffNut99

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    Cheat Tide
     
  23. JPinCO

    JPinCO VP of Quantified Self Club Member

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    I knew a kid from Alabama. His name was Billy Joe. From an early age, he was always hanging out with his girl, Sallie Mae. By the time they were in Jr. High, everyone thought they'd get married (this is Alabama, after all). But one day, Billy Joe came home to his parent in tears. He said to his mother, "Momma, I can't marry Sallie Mae!!". His mother was shocked, "Well why the heck not?!?!?" He said, "Momma, she's a virgin!"

    Momma sat back in her chair, and said, "Well......if she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

    Break out a fresh bag of Red Man and throw a couple more tires on the roof of your double wide.....it's gonna be a great game~
     
  24. RK

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    Roll Tad
     
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    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Every kid's name in Alabammer is Billy Joe.

    Except for the really dumb ones. They call them Charlie...
     
  26. JPinCO

    JPinCO VP of Quantified Self Club Member

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    You're right.

    There were two good ol' boys from Alabama, Billy Joe and Charlie, loved to fish. One day they decided they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it out in Colorado, so they drove out in the middle of winter. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. Charlie said, "We're gonna need an ice pick." So they got that, and they took off. In about two hours, Billy Joe was back at the shop and said, "We're gonna need another dozen ice picks."

    Well, the Coloradoan in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and Billy Joe left. In about an hour, Charlie was back. Said, "We're gonna need all the ice picks you've got."



    The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"



    "Not very well at all," Charlie said. "We ain't even got the boat in the water yet."
     
  27. Clean Undies

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    We interrupt this thread for an important advertisement from one of Bama's leading sponsors.

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  28. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Now back to our regular programming.

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  29. JPinCO

    JPinCO VP of Quantified Self Club Member

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    Two 'Bama basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.


    The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________." [These are Alabama student athletes, mind you]



    Billy Joe was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.



    Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Charlie on the shoulder. "Pssst. Charlie. What's the answer to the last question?"
    Charlie laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Billy Joe. "Billy Joe, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
    "Oh yeah," said Billy Joe. "I remember now."
    He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Charlie's shoulder again, he whispered, "Charlie, how do you spell farm?"
    "You are really dumb, Billy Joe. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
     
  30. bombay

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    Seems like Charlie isn't usually a douche..
     

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