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I come to bury Hawk

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by DBT, Nov 20, 2009.

  1. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    I come to bury Hawkins, not to praise him;
    The bad coaching that men do lives after them,
    The good is oft interred with their bones,
    So let it be with Hawkins ... The noble Jimmy Buff
    Hath told you Hawkins was horrible:
    If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
    And grievously hath Hawkins answered it ...
    Here, under leave of Jimmy Buff and the rest,
    (For Jimmy Buff is an honourable man;
    So are they Allbuffers; all honourable men)
    Come I to speak in Hawkins firing ...
    He was our coach, faithful and just to us:
    But Jimmy Buff says he was horrible;
    And Jimmy Buff is an honourable man….
    He hath ripped many Hawk supports on Allbuffs,
    Whose membership did the general coffers not quite fill:
    Did this in Hawkins seem ambitious?
    When that the Buffs have lost, it is said Hawkins hath wept:
    Coaching should be made of sterner stuff:
    Yet Jimmy Buff says he was sucks;
    And Jimmy Buff is an honourable man.
    You all did see that on the Kubiak
    We once presented him a coaching job,
    Which he did once accept then refuse: was this ambition?
    Yet Jimmy Buff says Hawk sucks;
    And, sure, he is an honourable man.
    I speak not to disprove what Jimmy Buff speaks,
    But here I am to speak what I do know.
    You all did love him once, not without cause:
    What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?
    O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
    And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;
    My heart is in the coffin there with Hawk,
    And I must pause till it come back to me.


    Hey, all in fun, Jimmy boy. I could have inserted just about anyone, but you won. :lol:
     
  2. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    you wrote something that long and expected us to read it :confused:
     
  3. JimmyBuff

    JimmyBuff Well-Known Member

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    :lol:



    Not sure if I should be honored or not.. :huh:
     
  4. buffsfan01

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    To be fired, or not to be fired: that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous losses,
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them? To win: to bowl;
    Once more; and by a sleep to say we end
    The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
    That Buff fan is heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
    To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
    For in that sleep of death what coaches may come
    When we have shuffled off this failed tenure
     
  6. GoBuffs08

    GoBuffs08 Well-Known Member

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    Crap DBT for a guy that had his "heart ripped out" last night, you sure do type way to much.:smile2:
     
  7. IDBUFF

    IDBUFF Active Member

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    Maybe his heart but not his hands; verbose for a man with a "dog at large" pink shirt and no heart
     
  8. chipwich

    chipwich Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    :wow:

    TMI



    :smile2:
     
  9. Gateway

    Gateway Well-Known Member

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    Are you still drunk?! :rolleyes:
     
  10. Crash Davis

    Crash Davis MA....THE MEATLOAF!!! Club Member

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    Hey, I don't see so good.....is that Bill Shakespeare over there????

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  11. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Bill, Junc and I try to bring a little culture to Allbuffs and you guys just don't get it! Something is rotten in the state of Colorado! Out damned Hawk, out I say!!
     
  12. buffsyko

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    I do not like green eggs and hawk
    I do not like them on a plate,
    I do not like them in this state.
    I do not like them with fried ham,
    I do not like them in this program.

    I do not like them at any cost,
    I do not like them loss after loss.
    I do not like them ala mode,
    I do not like them on the road.

    I do not like them can't you see,
    They bring an upset stomach and misery.
    Maybe someday I'll like them
    we'll see.
     
  13. DBT

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    :lol: Dr. Seuss vs Bill Shakespeare
     

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