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I found Dan Hawkins

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by buff4bcs1985, Mar 25, 2011.

  1. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    hiding on fox news


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  2. 4DemBuffs

    4DemBuffs Most admired poster Club Member

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    boooooooooo
     
  3. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    my bad meant to place this in the pub
     
  4. Heywood

    Heywood The actual El Guapo Club Member

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    I see that I made your signature
     
  5. 4DemBuffs

    4DemBuffs Most admired poster Club Member

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    the joke wont be any better there either.....
     
  6. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    it wasn't political... i was watching the daily show and was jesus that dude looks like dan hawkins
     
  7. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    You pulled danny out of your pants?
     
  8. 4DemBuffs

    4DemBuffs Most admired poster Club Member

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    i know it was not political. i was booing because it was a bad joke. not where you posted it or anything like that. now that i have given this too much attention already i shall shuffle off now.... :lol:
     
  9. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    This is funny BCS, dont let the haters beat you up on this one.
     
  10. leftybuff

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    That looks like D II and Rod Blagojevich's love child...or maybe the worst toupee I have seen in a while.
     
  11. 4DemBuffs

    4DemBuffs Most admired poster Club Member

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    do you really know how to spell that dudes name without having to look it up? :lol:
     
  12. zbuff

    zbuff Club Member Club Member

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    Are you kidding, he loves it - more excuses to increase the post count.
     
  13. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    That's my job.
     
  14. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    :rofl2: Teared up a little with that one.
     
  15. DBT

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    Look alike fail


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  16. Mick Ronson

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    this is what had it has come to?

    there are so many more interesting ways to tell the "Hawk story".

    hey, have you guys ever heard of Van Morrison? that's some soulful ****e.
     
  17. lvbuff

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    Anyone have contact info for D2 Douche Boy? I would like to send him a thank you note.
     
  18. BuffNut99

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    TO: Boulder campus faculty, staff, students, administrators

    FROM: Public Safety, and Facilities Management

    SENDER: Joe Roy, Chief of Police

    DATE: March 26, 2011

    SUBJECT: EXPECT SLIGHT DELAYS ON REGENT DRIVE DUE TO INSTALLATION OF SIGNAL AT ENGINEERING CROSSWALK


    The University of Colorado Boulder is installing a high-intensity activated crosswalk - or "HAWK" system - at the crosswalk that connects the Engineering Center with Regent Autopark. The work began on Monday, March 21 and is projected to end Tuesday, April 6.

    The majority of intensive road work was completed over Spring Break; however, partial lane closures are still necessary, and may cause some delays on Regent Drive. Please use alternative routes if possible.

    To learn more about the project visit
    http://colorado.edu/facilitiesmanagement/construction. Go to the City of Fort Collins webpage at http://www.fcgov.com/traffic/ped-cross.php to learn more about how "pedestrian crossing hybrid beacon" signal systems like the HAWK work.
     
  19. GregInArlington

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    Kill it!!
     
  20. Buff_since76

    Buff_since76 Still a fan... Club Member

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    Well, in five years we will be able to talk about how CU used to have a good engineering school, and that people shouldn't judge older grads based on the recent results.
     
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    Nuke. It. From. Orbit.
     
  22. Junction

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    This is fine, as long as the HAWK only moves away from campus.
     
  23. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    It's the only way to be safe.
     
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    Heywood The actual El Guapo Club Member

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    Update:

    TO: Boulder campus faculty, staff, students, administrators

    FROM: Facilities Management and Parking and Transportation Services

    SENDER: Joe Roy, Chief of Police

    DATE: April 13, 2011

    SUBJECT: Use of the "High-Intensity Activated Crosswalk" on Regent Drive


    The City of Boulder will soon begin operation of the "high-intensity activated Crosswalk" - or HAWK system - installed at the crosswalk that connects the Engineering Center with Regent Autopark.


    A summary of how the signal operates is provided below.

    1. When not activated, the signal is dark. Vehicle travel is permitted.
    Pedestrians are asked stop and push the button to cross.

    2. When a pedestrian pushes the walk button, the signal activates and begins flashing yellow to indicate to drivers someone will be using the crosswalk.

    3. The signal then goes to a solid yellow like a typical traffic signal, advising drivers to prepare to stop.

    4. The signal then turns solid red, requiring drivers to stop at the crosswalk.
    Pedestrians may cross safely at this time.

    5. After a period of time (approximately 90 seconds), the signal goes to alternating flashing red. Drivers must come to a complete stop, and once the pedestrian has crossed safely, may proceed through the intersection.



    The HAWK signal will work in conjunction with the traffic signal at Colorado and Regent to ensure vehicular traffic interruptions are minimized.
    Furthermore, the HAWK signal will work in cycles allowing vehicular traffic adequate time to move through the crosswalk. CU-Boulder and the City will be monitoring the signal's effectiveness over the next year. If it doesn't prove to alleviate the congestion, an evaluation of options will take place.

    For a period of time after the signal is activated, CU-Boulder will station crossing guards and/or officers at the walk to help educate drivers, pedestrians and cyclists about how the signal works. Once adequate education and awareness of the signal has been performed, enforcement of municipal traffic and pedestrian laws associated with its use will commence. Failure to obey these laws may result in pedestrian fines up to $50 and traffic fines up to $300.

    For further information on HAWK signals, please visit the Parking and Transportation website, http://www.colorado.edu/parking/commuting/safety/index.html. This website contains a link to a video demonstration of a HAWK signal that is already operational within the City of Fort Collins, CO.

    To learn more about the project, please visit, http://www.colorado.edu/facilitiesmanagement/construction. For questions or concerns, please contact Megan Rose of the Facilities Management Department at 303-492-8687.
     
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    fifAB
     
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