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If God has a sense of humor this will happen

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by buff4bcs1985, Apr 16, 2012.

  1. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King Club Member

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  2. Shldr2Shldr

    Shldr2Shldr Club Member Club Member

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    Oh please let D2 go to SEC country. Please let it happen. Maybe it would remove the curse that appears to be on our program.
     
  3. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    with the way our karma has gone lately, he'll go there and win ten ****ing games his first year and get them into a bcs bowl.

    but, thankfully, he sucks about as bad as any coach ever in the history of organized sports, going back to ancient greece. so, i think it is safe to say that he won't even be interviewed for the job. if he ever wants to get a chance again, he'll need to go be a coordinator and have success or go small-school and have success. the stain he left in boulder covers his own sorry arse as well.
     
  4. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    God does have humor. Just read the book of Job.
     
  5. Skidmark

    Skidmark Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Paging BUFFNUT99...

    need an arky parody ASAP.

    Well...it's about cleaning up the pen. It's one of those deals where you gotta curl your tail and keep your snout up.
     
  6. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    fify
     
  7. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    Just gotta dig your hoof in the ground...
     
  8. GoBuffs08

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    yeah SEC fan will love the sunshine pumping and comments like "it's not about wining football games, it's about making solid citizens".
     
  9. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    Pretty sure some pissed off redneck would set his lawn on fire.
     
  10. BuffSurveyor

    BuffSurveyor Club Member Club Member

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    I'm pulling for Hawkins to get this gig. The SEC will never be the same. And the Hogs, what more can I say?
     
  11. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo Sir Bitch of Porkshire Club Member

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    God does have a sense of humor, you happened.
     
  12. Rugged

    Rugged Better than you. Club Member

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    I was coming here to post this. **** you.
     
  13. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    Well, you just gotta work at it every day. Bring your lunch pail. Oh, and shoes, if ya got 'em.
     
  14. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    Please. Let. This. Happen.
     
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    I don't want him to get any other jobs just in case he gets some awesome coordinator like Peterson and actually has success.
     
  16. BuffLuKe

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    Yep, Juicebox would be a natural with the "Pig Suey Razorback" chant.
     
  17. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King Club Member

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    The mouth that wouldn't die.jpg Even stupid, red neck, hillbilliy, inbred, morons that have intercourse with sows know better than to hire a twit like Hawkins. His next job will be cleaning the showers at penn State after Sandusky has prison sexed a nine year old.
     
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  19. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    The fact that he would even let his interest out in the public shows his complete lack of understanding of how badly he failed at CU. It isn't like it was a mixed bag that could have gone either way "Gee, if I'd only had 2 more years, I would have shown we had that thing turned around". No, it was a total failure that got worse to the point of being torturous.
     
  21. Buff_since76

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    HaHa

     
  22. CUFan

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    I cannot in good conscience hope for D2 to "coach" again anywhere other than Nebraska.
     
  23. rynobuff

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    If it gets any more legs I will... In the meantime, this guy gets it:

     
  25. leftybuff

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    D II is an egomaniac. IMO he truly believes he did a great job and other factors kept him from being the overwhelming success he believes himself to be. Self delusion is perhaps one of life's cruelest conditions.....
     
  26. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    I don't think Arkansas could handle the annual beatdowns from Mizzou. This would be hilarious.
     
  27. sackman

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    Wait, you don't get it. The way to coach isn't to figure out what isn't working and try something different, it's to keep trying the same thing over and over and over again until it works. Every successful head coach knows this. You must have never taken any chances in your life.
     
  28. 77buff

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    Great post - the dude is completely delusional and out of it. The only place he could coach would be an intramural league, and his team would suck.
     
  29. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    We were only about 10 plays away from winning a championship every year.
     
  30. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    Too many peaks too many valleys.
     

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