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Is Bacon our attendance solution?

it will take more than bacon to lure folks to folsom. the bb team is winning and the bacon is like an added perk or something.

my suggestions to improve football attendance:

1. free dime bags
2. free fifths of whisky
3. free, all the beer you can drink while at the game
4. free lap dances at halftime
5. free distefano dunk tank
 
Liver said:
it will take more than bacon to lure folks to folsom. the bb team is winning and the bacon is like an added perk or something.

my suggestions to improve football attendance:


5. free distefano dunk tank
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As long as someone forgets to put up the protective netting around him :thumbsup:
 
Liver said:
it will take more than bacon to lure folks to folsom. the bb team is winning and the bacon is like an added perk or something.

my suggestions to improve football attendance:

1. free dime bags
2. free fifths of whisky
3. free, all the beer you can drink while at the game
4. free lap dances at halftime
5. free distefano dunk tank
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they will **** it up and distefano will give you lap dances while pissing all the beer and whiskey he drank.
 
Liver said:
it will take more than bacon to lure folks to folsom. the bb team is winning and the bacon is like an added perk or something.

my suggestions to improve football attendance:

1. free dime bags
2. free fifths of whisky
3. free, all the beer you can drink while at the game
4. free lap dances at halftime
5. free distefano dunk tank
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Number 4 sounds great, unless ''Tini has to be the one doing them, in which case they need to double number 2. This is assuming I would HAVE to complete number 4 to get to number 5. Can't skip 5.
 
'Tini said:
We sold out of student tickets this year, so giving us more tickets would be throwing tickets in a well
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Not only that, last I checked the drinking age is still 21. I know students find a way, but there aren't that many seniors to buy everyone beers.
 
SuperiorBuff said:
Not only that, last I checked the drinking age is still 21. I know students find a way, but there aren't that many seniors to buy everyone beers.
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Yeah not to mention, I think when it was allowed at Coors, there was a two beer limit per transaction. So that's a lot of trips.
 
SuperiorBuff said:
Not only that, last I checked the drinking age is still 21. I know students find a way, but there aren't that many seniors to buy everyone beers.
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Exactly - when they still sold beer, I think I can count on one hand how many times I had a SIP of beer at a game. First off, they were expensive and secondly, when we could get a 21 year old friend to buy one, they would buy one for themselves and then one for the rest of us to share. It was ridiculous & usually not worth it. Of course, the upperclassman usually didn't want to spend their time in the beer line since the football team was good & you didn't want to miss the game.
 
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