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Is Steve Marshall a good hire?

Liver said:
it all started as a sports-themed message board. and then they branched out into porn and an empire was born.
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Another small step toward world domination. Let's make this happen.

Wally, how soon can you get to Cali from Belgium? Or maybe the laws are more friendly to the freaky stuff over there on your side of the pond. Should we maybe send calbears your way and do this in the Netherlands?
 
Buffnik said:
Another small step toward world domination. Let's make this happen.

Wally, how soon can you get to Cali from Belgium? Or maybe the laws are more friendly to the freaky stuff over there. Should we maybe send Cali your way and do this in the Netherlands?
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oh yeah! they should definitely get their phreak on in belgium. there are few western cultures as inherently depraved as the belgians. we could go big on this.

money, money, money... MONEY. money, money, money... MONEY!!!
 
Buffnik said:
Another small step toward world domination. Let's make this happen.

Wally, how soon can you get to Cali from Belgium? Or maybe the laws are more friendly to the freaky stuff over there. Should we maybe send Cali your way and do this in the Netherlands?
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I'd probably be more comfortable on my home turf. Also, for purposes of distribution, I think sports-oriented, chubby, hairy sailor porn tends to be better received in Europe and we could save on transport fees.

Of course Cal raped CU in September, and that hasn't been particularly marketable, so I'm not sure this stuff will sell...even in Europe.
 
Buffnik said:
Another small step toward world domination. Let's make this happen.

Wally, how soon can you get to Cali from Belgium? Or maybe the laws are more friendly to the freaky stuff over there on your side of the pond. Should we maybe send calbears your way and do this in the Netherlands?
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Woah Woah Woah!... I do remember the word gang still being involved with this. Im not just going to be a piece of ***** you export to europe. We need 3 or 4 more to constitute a 'gang'
 
calbears said:
Woah Woah Woah!... I do remember the word gang still being involved with this. Im not just going to be a piece of ***** you export to europe. We need 3 or 4 more to constitute a 'gang'
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don't worry... wally will summon 3 or 4 homeless belgian heroin addicts from the corner in front of his office to form the group. you just need to trust us on this. you do want to be famous, right? right?

it will all be very tasteful.
 
calbears said:
Woah Woah Woah!... I do remember the word gang still being involved with this. Im not just going to be a piece of ***** you export to europe. We need 3 or 4 more to constitute a 'gang'
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I am sure Wally has a "gang" of willing and able big sailor friends to provide the assist and make you more comfortable.
 
Liver said:
don't worry... wally will summon 3 or 4 homeless belgian heroin addicts from the corner in front of his office to form the group. you just need to trust us on this. you do want to be famous, right? right?

it will all be very tasteful.
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Now I feel like you are just using me for money. I thought this was an initiation thing... Can we get the homeless guys some buff shirts? At least I could pretend they are some Boulder Hippies.
 
Liver said:
it should be thought of as an art film that just happens to have some sex scenes in it.

the director is really cutting edge.
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Yes. His bukaki scenes have been called "Fellini-esque".
 
calbears said:
Now I feel like you are just using me for money. I thought this was an initiation thing... Can we get the homeless guys some buff shirts? At least I could pretend they are some Boulder Hippies.
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there are no homeless Buffs, unfortunately, so it wouldn't feel real. we have to protect the film's integrity. now, on the other hand, as someone who works and lives in the east bay, i can say with certainty that we could find plenty of cal fans with fake-rasta hair and no standards of personal hygiene if that is the direction you'd prefer. that does raise our production costs a bit if we have to fly them to belgium.
 
Liver said:
there are no homeless Buffs, unfortunately, so it wouldn't feel real. we have to protect the film's integrity. now, on the other hand, as someone who works and lives in the east bay, i can say with certainty that we could find plenty of cal fans with fake-rasta hair and no standards of personal hygiene if that is the direction you'd prefer. that does raise our production costs a bit if we have to fly them to belgium.
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Lets leave Adam Duritz out of this!
 
Did you say Duritz or DUDITZ?
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You ****ers ruined my thread. I spent like 10 minutes getting all those stats!
 
The Walrus said:
"Bring on the Fluggenvankleimer!!!"
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hmmm.

i just consulted an online flemish to english dictionary. apparently, a "fluggenvankleimer" is a curved tiny twig with its bark peeling. i am not sure how you've heard that used in the past, wally, nor the context here...

:lol:
 
dionisus1122 said:
You ****ers ruined my thread. I spent like 10 minutes getting all those stats!
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I know how you feel.

You wasted 10 minutes of your life looking up those stats, I wasted 10 minutes of my life reading the rest of this thread.
 
calbears said:
Judging from our proximity to SF you might be wrong...
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Actually, we are not sure.. we Sent in Rugged to do recon for the Cal game and all he met were lesbians. Or met alot of girls who told him they were lesbians in order to shoo him away. Could be either one.
 
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buffnik said:
another small step toward world domination. Let's make this happen.

Wally, how soon can you get to cali from belgium? Or maybe the laws are more friendly to the freaky stuff over there on your side of the pond. Should we maybe send calbears your way and do this in his netherlands?
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fify.
 
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