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It's meltdown time Texas style

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Bama Charlie, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    SIAP This site shows message board meltdowns taken during games. This one features a one of your favorite fanbases-Texas

    Face it, college football is better when Texas is losing. Well, perhaps not better, but definitely more entertaining. Nothing on Broadway in decades has been anywhere near as funny as a Texas message board after the Longhorns go down, and that was again the case this past weekend with Oklahoma State having their way in Austin.

    When I retire I want to be a TExas O-line man so I can sit on my fat ass all day
    Oline was so bad my dog fell off the couch.
    if allen sees another down...i'll ****ing kill a kitten....
    My guess is Searels shows up drunk to be able to make it through watching game tapes of this ****.
    Prepare your anus.
    Well that makes my decision easy: Whiskey
    I wish you'd shut your ****ing ****-holster.
    this is why i take drugs.
    we gotta stop em now or i throw laptop against wall
    Harsin using Ash like hes ****ing Peyton Manning as a true freshman.
    The 3rd graders playing in the flag football game i watched earlier were more disciplined. Actually, the play calling was slightly better too...
    ****. Any suggestions for how to make another ****ing 5-7 Squints v2 season more tolerable?
    I hope gundy goes into Mack's office after the game and starts breakdancing
    This one is gonna burn, like the burn I had after that girl who said she was a virgin
    Jackson Shipley needs to raid his bro's steroid stash.
    Goddamn ****ing run a normal offense! RUN THE GODDAMN BALL! GIVE SHIPLEY THE BALL!
    texas football: It's fran-tastic!
    Suck my balls. You are buying into the idiocy that guarantees a 5-7 season. Enjoy it ****er.
    Apparently there was some dude sucking his **** the entire game that kept them from changing QBs.
    **** that **** sucking yankee ******. i want ron franklin back. hearing a yankee call texas games is blasphemy.
    and people wonder why we always lose recruiting battles with LSU.
    Piss on you, whore. You will personally get zero dollars from my ass. As I said, I'll be happy to donate $150 to Anal Cancer Awareness (if that's your choice) in your name.
    Fordham's "seven blocks of granite?" We've got two blocks of sandstone, two blocks of tofu and three blocks of (fruity) jello. I'll leave it to Shaggy to determine which are what.
    Moral victory. yeah!!!!11!!!
    Who doesn't take a 4 year vacation from recruiting sometimes?
    My computer needs a breathalyzer
    DKR has turned into a ****ing bovine slaughterhouse. Omaha Steaks probably owns title to the goddamn building now.
    Clapping don't count for points you man titted mother****er
    Darrius **** punched this whole ****ing program in Pasadena
    More five star recruits will fix eveything. Allies not approaching France. Soviet Union surrendering any day now.
    Stop it with this #6 team in the country bull****. Okie State has never ranked that high in anything except ****ing their sisters, it's a meaningfuless ****ing number
    There is no progress there is only temporarily less ****tiness
    **** Gideon I hope it's a goddamn career ender and I'm sad it didn't happen when he was a high school freshman
    We must recruit paralysis recovery centers looking for offensive linemen
    I ain't seen a porno to yet with someone who could suck a dick like our linemen
    I swear to God I'd send every ****ing olineman to Guantanamo if I were Mack.
    You puke your guts out. You know your going to **** them out next. But you feel good for now. That feeling is this football team
    I got so drunk last night I pissed all over myself and ruined our new couch. Still better than watching this team play
    Solyndra was money well spent compared to Mack's salary
    That money I spent getting crabs from that ******* hooker was well spent compared to Mack
    Go figure: That Boise **** don't work when you're not with the Scientology ****er and playing San Jose State



     
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  2. J.R. Ewing

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    That was the mid week pick me up I needed.
     
  3. JWP303

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    We are so bad I can't even take pleasure in Texas fans' misery. What has the world come to?
     
  4. Fight CU

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    thanks 'Bama - I think you forgot one

    "At least we're not Colorado"
     
  5. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    The genitalia + orifice formula of Texas message board writing remains alive and well...even when their team is sucking donkey balls.
     
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    Muschamp should have stuck around. He will be fired by Florida in a couple of years.
     
  7. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    "Fordham's "seven blocks of granite?" We've got two blocks of sandstone, two blocks of tofu and three blocks of (fruity) jello. I'll leave it to Shaggy to determine which are what."


    this one made me lol
     
  8. BuffNut99

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    Try harder. There's comfort to be had in this. We know why we're bad - they don't.
     
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    Pure ****ing gold!


     
  10. Bama Charlie

    Bama Charlie Well-Known Member

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    Where is that Texas douchebag that hangs out here sometimes?

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    Texas is 9-9 since Bama took their manhood.
     
  11. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    GregInAustin?
     
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    There are really so many, if you think about it.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    Gregs in Austin, or Texas douchebags? Careful how you answer that one...
     
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    Oh, you know what I meant.
     
  15. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Yeah, we know what you meant, Dick.
     
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    When I get back to the States, I'm gonna kick your ass...again.
     
  17. JRK

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    Here are some comments from the ESPN announcers during the Texas / OSU game. (I'm paraphrasing)

    "Texas is in this game but this stadium is just dead" (another announcer) "ya i've called several games here and it's never a very good atmosphere."

    "The Texas fans boo the officials louder then they cheer for their own team"

    "That's 5 straight correct calls by the officials and the Texas fans have booed eveyone of them."
     
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    I actually heard these two.
     
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    "We must recruit paralysis recovery centers looking for offensive linemen"

    "I ain't seen a porno to yet with someone who could suck a dick like our linemen"

    And I thought our Oline was bad.
     
  20. Fight CU

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    Clapping don't count for points you man titted mother****er

    :lol:
     
  21. GregInArlington

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    GregInAustin : Douchebag :: Bama Fan : Genius
     
  22. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    You couldn't even beat up your midget room mate.
     
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    For the record, he was scrappy.
     
  24. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    ?

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    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Masturbation?
     
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  26. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    You'd think, but he actually lived with a midget, who out performed him on every level, except maybe academically.
     
  27. Cal84

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    Schadenfreude is a Cal FB fan's best friend. During the disaster of last year, visiting Shaggy and seeing the epic meltdowns was probably the only thing that kept me going...
     
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    For the record, I quit playing that little bastard in raquetball when I was still up one game in our series to a hundred, but he'd won the last seven or so and it wasn't looking good. I also beat him in our series (first one to one-hundred, must win by two) of two-man Uno by a score of 101 to 99.

    But the son-of-a-bitch kicked my ass in tuna-can football.
     
  29. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    See how defensive he is about the midget kicking his ass at everything?
     
  30. GregInArlington

    GregInArlington Well-Known Member

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    What is tuna-can football? Is it dirty?
     

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