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Let's be helpfull, Career advice for Hawkins

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by MtnBuff, Oct 31, 2009.

  1. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    Since it is clear that if anyone above him is thinking he will be available for employment soon I thought it would be a positive thing to do to share our wisdom and experience and help him find his next life experience in the work world. Obviously he will have enough money to get training in any field he chooses the world of opportunities is wide open to him.

    My first suggestion. Engineering vacuum cleaners. He has proven that he can make things consistently suck in a variety of different ways. Today he managed to suck huge number of fans out of the stadium well before the end of the game. An area that he has shown real talent.

    Motivational Speaker for companies that are going to fail anyways. Again an area in which he has shown real talent. He has managed to make people believe that he knew what he was doing and thousands of Buff fans truly held out great hope for this years team even when he failed to address the same issues that have kept him losing for the prior three years.

    Family counselor. He can give great examples of putting his son in front of his personal success and despite being seen as a complete failure his wife still loves him.

    Your suggestions?
    :wink2:
     
  2. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    They are looking for a replacement for Billy Mays, I hear.

    "Hi, Dan Hawkins here, for the Awseome Auger! It is AWSEOME! When your garden just needs a few little things, get the Awesome Auger!"
     
  3. buffwings

    buffwings Club Member Club Member

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    1. Used car salesman.

    2. Palm reader

    3.Head coach at Naropa University

    oh and maybe best of all, POLITICIAN, consistently lies, makes promises he cant deliver, short with the media, a superiority complex that feels he can give adviced to everyone in the world, and never gives a straight answer.
     
  4. zbuff

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    "want fries with that?"
     
  5. buffwings

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    pizza delivery boy

    HS counselor or wood shop teacher
     
  6. DBT

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    Nyet on counselor/wood shop teacher! Are you crazy? Wood shop teacher? I can't stand blood.
     
  7. DesertDawg526

    DesertDawg526 Resident Dawg Club Member

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    Head Coach at Nebraska:smile2:
     
  8. ThndringHerd

    ThndringHerd Well-Known Member

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    Vacuum engineer would be a good one.

    I hear Boise State's AD is looking for Custodial staff.

    Maybe Press Secretary for Obama. He's great at making excuses.
     
  9. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Winnar!! :thumbsup:
     
  10. The Guest

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    Yeah, great plan. Just like we wanted Helfrich to go to Oregon. He popped.
     
  11. 87toInfinity

    87toInfinity Well-Known Member

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    Retire and enjoy our money.
     
  12. BroncoBuff

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    Hawk's biggest problem is the reckless way he's raised expectations.

    That's just coaching 101, and he's blown in.
     
  13. BuffGuy91

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    How about gas station attendant. He's good as a sunshine pumper, how much harder could it be to pump gas?
     
  14. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Juicy Juice pitchman?

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