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Let's play name that coach...

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by leftybuff, Sep 13, 2010.

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Name that coach...

  1. Squawk

    8.8%
  2. Talkins

    24.6%
  3. Coach Care Bear

    8.8%
  4. Juicebox

    22.8%
  5. Coach Shamwow

    7.0%
  6. Division Two Danny

    26.3%
  7. The Anti-Ghandi

    3.5%
  8. The Ghost of Chuck Fairbanks

    12.3%
  9. Coach Excusifier

    22.8%
  10. Coach Bandido (wearing a mask and carrying a gun to cash check)

    10.5%
  11. 10 Thoughts from being a D1 coach

    7.0%
  12. I like polls

    17.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    IMO, he won't be around long, get your licks in now....
     
  2. Bienemy4life

    Bienemy4life Member

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    Well @ my house he's called. *^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*(&())%^#$%$*()%^$%^% (censored by allbuffs robot jackboots.)
     
  3. CUFan

    CUFan Welcome back Club Member

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    Bandido. The guy doesn't even have the decency to quit. He likes character in his players yet he seems to have none himself.
     
  4. Swish

    Swish Half a bubble off Club Member

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    I like Division II Danny and the Excusifier creative and fitting
     
  5. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    Can soemone give me his address? I would like to send him an aids infested cobra.
     
  6. Unleash Hell

    Unleash Hell Well-Known Member

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    I actually do know where he lives, I used to bring him milk. Seriously!:smile2:
     
  7. GoBuffs08

    GoBuffs08 Well-Known Member

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    Last year Juicebox worked well because he was all about everyone getting to participate.

    The Excusifier fits well for 2010. Nothing bad is Danny's fault.
     
  8. Buffsfan09

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    still like Talkins...all talk and nothing more...very fitting. couldn't almost apply to the whole freggin team.
     
  9. CUBUFF80

    CUBUFF80 No Stinkin' Title Club Member

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    For some reason Coach Softie comes to mind.
     
  10. UrbanaBuff

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    I get what you are saying and wish he would resign. But wouldn't quitting show poor character?

     
  11. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    Turd sandwhich
     
  12. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    I refer to him as "asshole" or "jackass" or "no talent assclown". "sh*thead" works, as does "program killing son of a bitch".
     
  13. CUFan

    CUFan Welcome back Club Member

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    Ordinarily quitting would show poor character. However, in the context of his name being Coach Bandido (meaning he is stealing his paycheck) I think not quitting shows poor character. He has to know he is gone, so at this point he is just waiting so he gets a buyout. That is poor character in my book considering he did not hold up his end of the contract due to his piss poor coaching performance.

    Anyone would hold out for the buyout, so I am not blaming the guy, especially since he will probably be coaching HS football soon.
     
  14. Unleash Hell

    Unleash Hell Well-Known Member

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    fify
     
  15. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    I had some misgivings starting the poll as it is childish in it's inception (i.e. name calling), but I was venting, and trying to do so with a little humor. After Sacky's post, I no longer feel so bad.:smile2:
     
  16. LaserDeathHawk

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    saw it posted somewhere that we should call him Hakins...just take away the W like he did ours
     
  17. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    Coach ****ing sucks.
     
  18. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    I tend to just go with "Loser". But I might have to steal The Excusifier. That's quality stuff... :thumbsup:
     
  19. InTheBuff

    InTheBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Bird s h i t
     
  20. Buffsoldier

    Buffsoldier Well-Known Member

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    I'm actually becoming more of a fan of "coward".
     
  21. boulder77

    boulder77 Certified Organic Club Member

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    I voted for Division Two Dan, although I think Clueless Dan is highly appropriate.
     
  22. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    I just thought of a new one: sh*t can dan.
     
  23. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    powder blue talkins
     
  24. CarolinaBuff

    CarolinaBuff Weekend Poster Club Member

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    "Talkins" is classic but "Division II Danny" has a nice ring to it.
     
  25. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    Voted for everything.
     
  26. Wyo Buff

    Wyo Buff Club Member Club Member

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    How about "Legacy Defecator." That's what he's doing to my time there.
     
  27. Hugegroove

    Hugegroove Club Member Club Member

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    Powder Blue Talkins, NICE! This puts him right there with Fairbanks. Only I think Talkins has brought the program even lower than chucky did.
     
  28. Mr. Babar

    Mr. Babar I have no elephant books Club Member

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    Juicebox sums it up perfectly. Love it.
     
  29. Lt.Col.FrankSlade

    Lt.Col.FrankSlade Well-Known Member

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    I like Division II Dan, too.
     
  30. FlatironsBuff

    FlatironsBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Next time freeze a bottle of your competitors milk, tape a picture of him with the "MISSING" on the side, and throw it through his front window. Or in a less destructive way, leave it in his mailbox on a very hot day. Then plant some 'For Sale' signs in his front yard.
     

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