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Longhorns may be in trouble

The Monk said:
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It's funnier if you leave the words in the order he put them. MountingBuffalo. Like he has sex with them. Beastiality is always funny. Like the story about the chick posting pictures and video of her dog having sex with her so she could become internet famous. Most people's reactions were, "Damn that's sexy." Mine, however, was, "Damn that's funny."
 
Rugged said:
It's funnier if you leave the words in the order he put them. MountingBuffalo. Like he has sex with them. Beastiality is always funny. Like the story about the chick posting pictures and video of her dog having sex with her so she could become internet famous. Most people's reactions were, "Damn that's sexy." Mine, however, was, "Damn that's funny."
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You heard that PepsiCo considered selling a version of their popular high sugar citrus flavored soda that had Viagra added as a supplimental ingredient. . . . .


They were going to call it. . . .






Mount and Do!
 
MtnBuff said:
You heard that PepsiCo considered selling a version of their popular high sugar citrus flavored soda that had Viagra added as a supplimental ingredient. . . . .


They were going to call it. . . .






Mount and Do!
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[video=youtube;obKLdou0LH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0[/video]
 
If something comes out of this "inappropriate relations" charge, they did a good job of covering it up for at least three years. When the whole "huge restructuring" of the prgram happened after Muschamp left, ye olde reporter extraordinare, Chip Brown had reported about a couple of lower level coaches/higher level admin who were "reassigned" due to allegations of inappropriate relationships between staffers and with student ambassadors. For example, Mack reassigned one of his way back coaching buddies to be his "assistant associate director of strategy" or some crap like that just to get him away and off of the coaching staff.

Thought to be the reason why Kennedy was looking to get out of dodge so fast, which then of course turned into, "he's a ****** coach anyway, Mack knew what he was doing in letting him go."

Up to now, I thought they had done one of the best sweeping under the rug jobs in recent history. Looks like the pile of dirt under said rug got too big to go unnoticed.
 
Considering what Texas fans think the program should be accomplishing on the field compared to what Mack and crew have been accomplishing this might not be a good time to be part of that staff. Normally the fans and school would do everything in their power to cover it up, minimize it, and go on as normal but this may just be the opportunity to get rid of a coach who won a NC (courtesy of VY) and a lot of games but hasn't done much lately by their standards.
 
The UT ministry of propaganda has a black ops division that sweeps EVERYTHING under the rug.

Nothing to see here. Move along.
 
As a public service, or disservice, or maybe in the interest of keeping young impressionable minds away from Orangebloods or the Shag, here is the story.

UT has a black, female, lesbian track coach. Think of her as the affirmative action triple threat. She was involved in a relationship with a track athlete that probably included sex, may have included money. She was canned. Now she is bringing a discrimination lawsuit and threatening to name names. Major, an assoc. AD known as "Ol' Freak Nasty" and God knows who else were splitting the uprights as it were. The Horny 'Horns are nervous...

As if that isn't bad enough, an Aggie is governor and stacking the UT BOR with people an Aggie would like, that ought to say it all.

Couldn't happen to a bunch of nicer egomaniacs.
 
leftybuff said:
As a public service, or disservice, or maybe in the interest of keeping young impressionable minds away from Orangebloods or the Shag, here is the story.

UT has a black, female, lesbian track coach. Think of her as the affirmative action triple threat. She was involved in a relationship with a track athlete that probably included sex, may have included money. She was canned. Now she is bringing a discrimination lawsuit and threatening to name names. Major, an assoc. AD known as "Ol' Freak Nasty" and God knows who else were splitting the uprights as it were. The Horny 'Horns are nervous...

As if that isn't bad enough, an Aggie is governor and stacking the UT BOR with people an Aggie would like, that ought to say it all.

Couldn't happen to a bunch of nicer egomaniacs.
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If this is even close to true it is going to be fun to watch. Those Texans sure know how to throw a soap opera, complete with money, sex, drugs, people accusing each other, corruption, more money, and of course lots of characters that are easy to hate.
 
MtnBuff said:
If this is even close to true it is going to be fun to watch. Those Texans sure know how to throw a soap opera, complete with money, sex, drugs, people accusing each other, corruption, more money, and of course lots of characters that are easy to hate.
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It's like an episode of Dallas, except Charlene Tilton's character is played by a black lesbian. I forgot to add she was in a wheelchair as a result of a car accident. (No, I am not makng this up) Thus the disability demographic is covered too. This could only be weirder if somehow you could mix in a strap on, a midget, Mack Brown and a cattle prod....
 
leftybuff said:
It's like an episode of Dallas, except Charlene Tilton's character is played by a black lesbian. I forgot to add she was in a wheelchair as a result of a car accident. (No, I am not makng this up) Thus the disability demographic is covered too. This could only be weirder if somehow you could mix in a strap on, a midget, Mack Brown and a cattle prod....
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Is it a motorized wheelchair? Big batteries...Don't know what attachments, or should I say appendages, might fit that wheelchair.
 
leftybuff said:
It's like an episode of Dallas, except Charlene Tilton's character is played by a black lesbian. I forgot to add she was in a wheelchair as a result of a car accident. (No, I am not makng this up) Thus the disability demographic is covered too. This could only be weirder if somehow you could mix in a strap on, a midget, Mack Brown and a cattle prod....
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Get Rugged or Burrito involved and some of those would be taken care of . . . . plus some things you didn't mention.
 
leftybuff said:
It's like an episode of Dallas, except Charlene Tilton's character is played by a black lesbian. I forgot to add she was in a wheelchair as a result of a car accident. (No, I am not makng this up) Thus the disability demographic is covered too. This could only be weirder if somehow you could mix in a strap on, a midget, Mack Brown and a cattle prod....
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Intriguing, tell me more...
 
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