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Man sues Nubs for balloon pollution

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Mb2658, May 11, 2016.

  1. Mb2658

    Mb2658 Well-Known Member

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  2. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    Apparently, this is becoming more important by the hour.
     
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  3. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    I'd be okay with the Boulder City Council banning the release of Husker balloons in city limits.

    Those bastard nubs in the visitors stands released a bunch of balloons on their last visit to Folsom. No doubt some will try it again the next time the polyester red hoard comes to town.

    I just don't see how CU can maintain its reputation as being the most green stadium in the nation if they don't come down hard and outright ban aNUs balloons from floating out of the NW corner and into the Colorado skies.

    Anyone planning to come to Boulder for the 2019 and 2023 Nebraska games are on notice. Nebraska fans (and their grandmas) will get pushed down the stairs of Folsom after the CU green team deflates any kNU balloons, fills them with urine, and then stuffs these piss bombs down their meth & runza loving throats.
     
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  4. boulder77

    boulder77 Certified Organic Club Member

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    Man sues Nubs for balloon pollution ...
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    yet steaming piles of burning poo are OK - got it.
     
  5. FlaBuff

    FlaBuff I drive a Dodge Stratus! Club Member

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    Florida State used to do this in the mid-80s but it went away. i think it was over concern for the balloons drifting into the gulf of mexico or affecting local bird and wildlife populations. with jumbotrons and blasting music I don't think the overall fan experience is lessened any.
     
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    buffaholic Club Member Club Member

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    He lives in Omaha so he has big balls. Someone will probably find him and burn his house down, for being anti-American.
     
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  7. Mb2658

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    The mental picture that I had of this was outstanding.
     
  8. Bear Fiend

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    This should be on a t-shirt.
     
  9. JPinCO

    JPinCO VP of Quantified Self Club Member

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    Don't want to burst this blowhard's bubble, but it seems to me this problem is being overinflated. He should let it go.
     
  10. MiamiBuffs

    MiamiBuffs Wᴉɐɯᴉ qnɟɟs Club Member

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    JP wins the internets today... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  11. BuffSurveyor

    BuffSurveyor Club Member Club Member

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    I'm bringing 200 red balloons to the next Husker game in Boulder. Just because of this thread.
     
  12. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    If someone can find Randall Krause on Linkedin or Facebook or whatever, I think it would be nice to offer him a complimentary Allbuffs membership.
     
  13. Mb2658

    Mb2658 Well-Known Member

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    Please. You can't afford the helium. None of the Fusker fans would even have balloons if First National Bank didn't give them away for free at the stadium.
     
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  14. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    That's no way to refer to your fat inbred family!
     
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    Turns out the guy's daughter has a pet chicken named Snow.
     
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  16. Duff Man

    Duff Man Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Decent post, but quite redundant.
     
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