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Merry Pacmas challenge

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffnik, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Convert the "Twelve Days of Christmas" into the "Twelve Days of Pacmas" using the Pac-12 teams. (I suggest that the Buffs should be the "one" so we get top billing in the song.)

    Here are the 12 Days from the original song:

    Twelve drummers drumming,
    Eleven pipers piping,
    Ten lords a-leaping,
    Nine ladies dancing,
    Eight maids a-milking,
    Seven swans a-swimming,
    Six geese a-laying,
    Five golden rings,
    Four calling birds,
    Three French hens,
    Two turtledoves,
    And a partridge in a pear tree!

    Have fun!
     
  2. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    thats all i got
     
  3. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    fify. "And Ralphie leads the stampede."
     
  4. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    Twelve Huskies dumping
    Eleven Beavers licking
    Ten Ducks a speeding
    Nine Bears sleeping
    Eight Trojans cheating
    Seven "cats a sweating
    Six Utes a praying
    Five Stanford Trees
    Four Devil man
    Three Bruins tan
    Two Cougar fans
    And Ralphie leads the Stampede...

    copyright, all rights reserved.
     
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  5. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    fify
     
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  6. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Rep!
     
  7. Buff_since76

    Buff_since76 Still a fan... Club Member

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    I went with a version that doesn't go well with the song, but here it goes:

    Twelve Trojans on the Take
    Eleven Ducks excessively speeding with a suspended license in a faculty members rental car
    Ten Bruins wishing they took their USC offer instead
    Nine Bear’s who feel a little too comfortable in Berkley
    Eight Huskies acting like Jerramy Stevens
    Seven Cougars who could maker other PAC-12 rosters
    Six Wildcats who actually like living in Tempe
    Five Devils who can get over a 600 on the SAT
    Four Ute fans… I think that’s all they got
    Three Cardinal fans who have had season tickets since 2001
    Two people outside of Oregon who know who the Beavers are
    Ken Star crying in a tree
     
  8. boulder77

    boulder77 Certified Organic Club Member

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    Twelve Cougars growling....
    Eleven Huskies howling....
    Ten O-State Beavers....
    Nine Ducks a' paddlin'....
    Eight Bears from Berkeley....
    Seven Stanford Cardinal....
    Six Rose Bowl Bruins....
    Five Star Trojans....
    Four Wildcats....
    Three SunDevils....
    Two Utah Utes....

    and CU atop the whole Pac!!!!! :gobuffs:
     
  9. PhillyBuff

    PhillyBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Much easier to just light 8 Hannukkah Candles..... the shamash is CU and forget about Washington State, Oregon State, and USC since they are on probation....
     
  10. GoldenBuff

    GoldenBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Twelve Trojans banking,
    Eleven Utes a-preachin',
    Ten cougars clubbing,
    Nine pitchforks poking,
    Eight cats a-purring,
    Seven bruins growlin',
    Six huskies yelping,
    Five quacking ducks,
    Four beaver dams,
    Three drunk trees,
    Two golden bears,
    And a buffalo in her trailer!
     
  11. azbuff

    azbuff Club Member Club Member

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    The Wildcats are in Tucson, not Tempe. Lefty wins this one despite a very nice last line from 76.
     
  12. buffwoman526

    buffwoman526 Club Member Club Member

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    I love the creativity, I hate that you stuck that tune in my head in July.
     
  13. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    [video=youtube;E0zE98kZCNE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0zE98kZCNE[/video]
     
  14. buffalofart

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    There once was a man from Nantucket. That's as creative as I get with poetry, a sharpie and a bathroom stall.
     
  15. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Here I sit, brokenhearted.
    Tried to ****, but only farted.
     
  16. buffalofart

    buffalofart Member

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    You've enjoyed my work. Cool!
     
  17. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    here i sit ass a flexin
    givin' birth to another texan
     
  18. buffalofart

    buffalofart Member

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    A dozen leaky Trojans
    11 cougars doing young men
    10 beavers waxed
    9 Cats lives
    8 Huskies on a sled team
    7 Lucky devils
    6 Utes getting laid - NOT
    5 Bruins on ice skates
    4 Point O Stanford GPA
    3 Bears chasing Goldilocks
    2 Ducks with one shot
    1 Buff who is pissed off and not gonna take it any more in a goddam pear tree
     
  19. zbuff

    zbuff Club Member Club Member

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    He who writes on bathroom walls
    rolls his **** in little balls.
    He who reads these words of wit
    eats those little balls of ****.

    or

    He who writes those dirty checks
    turns his house into a wreck.
    He who cashes in on fame
    rarely gets the total blame.
     
  20. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    here I sit
    in smelly vapor
    took a ****
    there was no paper
     
  21. FlatironsBuff

    FlatironsBuff Club Member Club Member

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    Now I know why they shut down the Journalism school.
     

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