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My childhood dog

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffnik, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    When I was a kid, I really wanted a dog. I had my heart set on a bulldog. Happy day, my parents got me the dog and I named him "Bundy". I quickly noticed behavioral issues such as eating rocks and rolling in his own poop. He was not responsive to basic socialization training. I asked the vet about this and was told that Bundy was retarded. We promptly returned him and I have never owned a dog since then.

    Anyway, with us playing Georgia this week I ended up seeing a number of photos of Georgia fans. It made me think of Bundy.
     
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  2. UrbanaBuff

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    Poor guy.
     
  3. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    You named your dog after Ted Bundy?
     
  4. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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  5. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    sf.jpg I was thinking of this guy....
     
  6. billdawg

    billdawg New Member

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    And didn't he escape from a prison in CO?
     
  7. billdawg

    billdawg New Member

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    You do know why they bred bulldogs right? To take down a bull by the nose. That's why they have flat faces, wide shoulders, and narrow rears, so they can latch on and get whipped aroound, and not get hurt.

    Plus, I don't know if a buffalo should make fun of a bulldogs smarts.:) I mean how dumb of an animal can they be, to stand in a huge herd, and let 2-3 hunters sit and shoot 100's of them in a single outing without running away.
     
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    He actually escaped from a courthouse. Climbed out a window, if memory serves.
     
  9. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    That was a true story. The dog was retarded.

    (As an aside, I need a PC ruling: Am I supposed to say "special" when it's not a human?)
     
  10. billdawg

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    I don't doubt it. Breeders start inbreeding to get that 'perfect' animal, and then you have a good looking dog, that is dumb as a sack of hammers
     
  11. mdelpizzo_1

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    You know I once had a sack of hammers that were pretty smart...
     
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    Judges ruling.... We'll allow it.
     
  13. VCBuff

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    That reminds me of the scene from "The Office"

    "you don't call retarded people retards, thats bad taste, you call your friends retard when they are acting retarded"
     
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    This is a good example of "special".
     
  15. VCBuff

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    F-word, I couldn't have edited that any faster ....
     
  16. UrbanaBuff

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    Mentally disabled?

     
  17. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Barktarded
     
  18. BlackNGold

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    I highly recommend a Bulldog - your Vet will love you but so will the Dog. Not all Bulldogs are Georgia Fans

    Bull1.jpg

    This one would give UGA a run for his money.
     

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    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Joel Klatt looks different than last time I saw him.
     
  20. billdawg

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    Dear Lord, is that dog mutated. j/j. Fine looking animal, but you know there is a difference between your bulldog and THE BullDawg, right?
     
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    Holding cell in the Garfield County Courthouse in Glenwood Springs, if I recall correctly. Pushed aside a ceiling tile and crawled to somewhere he could get to a window....
     
  22. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    Love the snaggle tooth.
     

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