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My Hawkish Fan Press Conference

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by BuffNut99, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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    Q: "What are you thoughts on the play at quarterback?"

    A: "Well, there's always going to be a little of "Well, he didn't make that throw" or "He ran backwards 20 yards to get sacked for a safety" but you try to look at the whole thing and say "Here's what the numbers say." When you have some young guys, there's obviously going to be some trial by fire and even though teams are extremely talented and well coached, that doesn’t mean that you can’t be in the same arena and the opportunity to win a football game. Then you look around after three years and say "Well how come we're still lining up to do this when we should be lining up to do that." So there's always going to be some of that."

    Q: "How do you cope with CU losses?"

    A: "I think you kind of start with some different things, you end up getting smashed a little bit and you work out those things in there. You just go, "Well what can I drink?" and you kind of look around and see some different things, like beer or grain alcohol, and you go, "Ok, well do I have some wine too?" So there's that side too. All that stuff just kind of starts to seep in there. You just have to mix it up."

    Q: "So you're pretty numb by the end of games?"

    A: "Well, and you know what? That's awesome. That's where you want to be. You look around and you go, "Guess what, that's part of the whole deal, right there."

    Q: "Can your wife stand you during CU games?"

    A: "Well, she is so saintly that I don't ever think that she is going to say anything bad. But you get in there and you start to watch the whole thing unfold and you see things start to get out of hand a little, and you go "****" or "****" and maybe you start throwing things around a little. So then maybe you have a couple of gashers go against you and you go, "Ok, what can I throw now that I haven't already smashed." Then your wife comes in and goes, "Why is the coach still playing his son?" and you don't have an answer so you start to crack right there."
     
  2. Buff fanatic

    Buff fanatic Well-Known Member

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  3. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    +1
     
  4. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Outstanding. The only thing you forgot were healthy doses of "We'll see".
     
  5. SkiTownUSA

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    FIFY :smile2:
     
  6. canbuff

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    Sounds exactly like his bullshat BuffNut! I crack up reading his Tuesday quotes from the press conferences. He has been saying the same thing for 4 years! He always says...'people dont realize how close we are'...it's more like he doesnt realize how out of touch his philosophical ass is...I bet this guy is in a looney bin before he is 60...the guy is soo out of touch with reality.
     
  7. Dunken

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    classic....:thumbsup:
     
  8. White_Rabbit

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    :lol: nice
     
  9. Mick Ronson

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    i think if i were the coach of these here Buffs, i don't think even grain alcohol would get me where i wanted to be post-game. maybe paint thinner.
     
  10. buffwings

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    Reptastic. Man you got it down. That's Hawkspeak. Funny how the fanbase is becoming fluent in it. :huh:
     
  11. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Tagged as a stoudt candidate.

    Bonus rep for successfully turning that bitterness into humor.

    If you can't post something nice, post something funny!
     
  12. JimmyBuff

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    Classic post.. :thumbsup:
     
  13. The Guest

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    I recommend reading it a second time. It keeps getting funnier.
     
  14. buffsfan01

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    damn that was a good read ...:lol:
     
  15. TheRoyale90

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    Oh man, I almost shat myself at work from laughing so hard. I've come back to re-read it several times today. I can't get enough. This took real wit. :congrats::drink2:

    I'd pay real money to see Hawk read it. Which Hawk face would he make?
     
  16. Idot Buff

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    Actually, not funny at all...that is, we are becoming fluent in his crap. The wheels on the train are off...how depressing. Great post by Buffnuts, though. If we don't laugh, we will cry....
     
  17. AlferdJasper

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    I just read this on Buffzone:

    Go out and play within himself?

    Let that other stuff grow?

    Pave the way and raise the roof?

    :confused:
     
  18. Duff Man

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    He is talking in circles that entire article. I loved this answer:

    How is a guy who is not winning enough while throwing too many INTs "consistent"?:confused: And WTF does "I don't know if that's the case" mean?
     
  19. 87toInfinity

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    Ah ****...you mean I have to read this not only once, but twice? It is hard to turn down reading a "Walrus-approved" post.
     
  20. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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    It was that press conference the other day that inspired the rant - I think it is the last time I can read that stuff unless things turn around. And then you start to go "Ok..."
     
  21. AlferdJasper

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    :smile2:

    got it, just skip some of the words and you get:

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  22. sackman

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    AWESOME CHAUNCEY GARDENER REF!!!!!!

    That's right folks, we have Chauncey Gardener for our head coach. :woot:
     
  23. CUBuff98

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    Nice!:thumbsup: Sounds just like him!
     
  24. buff190

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    This thread is great. :lol: Funny and sad at the same time.

    But really, I stopped reading or listening to him right after the Toledo game. I didn't even try to hear anything from him after the Wyoming game because...well...it was Wyoming. :rolleyes:

    When I watch the Buff Stampede I fast forward when he is talking and watch highlites and stuff about the other sports.
     

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