Nick Saban

[Waldo]

Is it me or does he not look a little weird in this photo? Hiding something maybe? That grin is not right.

http://www.yardbarker.com/author/article_external/16275770?mailing_id=3089&linksrc=mb_main_col_10

 

[wsp4820]

http://gamedayr.com/lifestyle/nick-saban-alabama-gymnasts-memes-104456/

 

[You Assholes]

I think he's hiding the other thread on allbuffs where this pic was posted.

Semper Gumby

 

[Buffnik]

I knew that Saban was a short dude (Napoleon Complex), but I didn't realize he was the size of the girls on the gymnastics team. Wow.

 

[cubuffs85]

I knew that Saban was a short dude (Napoleon Complex), but I didn't realize he was the size of the girls on the gymnastics team. Wow.

How Tall Are Nick Saban's Shoe Inserts? (Deadspin)

It's pretty easy to find Nick Saban's height: Saban was a defensive back for the Kent State Golden Flashes for the 1970, 1971, and 1972 seasons and also played for the baseball team in 1972. Every year and for both teams, his height and weight were listed at 5-foot-6, 185 lbs. So he's about three and a half inches shorter than the average American male—ha ha, Nick Saban is short.But here's where the plot thickens: Saban sure doesn't look 5-foot-6 when he's photographed next to other, taller people. There have long been rumors that Saban wears shoe lift inserts, the monument to male vanity that is to shortness what toupées are to baldness: people joke about iton Twitter, people have reported it from in-person interactions, and some people have even been fooled by the maneuver.

 

[TimmyDUBs]

Chick on the right is begging to be photoshopped in front of Saban