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Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by sackman, Jul 3, 2007.

  1. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    And to think, this was put together by a Missery guy. I guess hatred of the corn is universal...

    Link to hilariousness
     
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    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    That is awesome!!

    The Top 50 reasons to hate the Fuskers is a classic... Does #27 remind anybody else of somebody we know??

    :lol::lol:
     
  3. ladyblaise

    ladyblaise Club Member Club Member

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    :lol: omg he is hysterical. "Traveling 50,000 strong to road games does not make you "great fans". It means driving 5 hours is more enjoyable than going to Oakview Mall...which is pretty much the only thing to do in Nebraska..other than go to the zoo for the 86,356th time"
     
  4. CSU Husker

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    Some funny comments, alot of sour grapes. Jesus, if he hates it that bad, move. But guess what, Missouri is worse!!!!
     
  5. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Why should he move? He already lives in Missouri, not ****braska... :huh: Somebody besides the red zombies has to live adjacent to the ****hole. Besides, it doesn't matter how the **** far away from ****braska you live, the hate is still just as strong. I don't think telling him to move is going to change a damn thing...

    I didn't see anything that read like sour grapes. I could give you an example of what would be sour grapes, but I have no desire to resurrect the 22 page thread from the depths of the smack board... :lol:
     
  6. CSU Husker

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    Try again...

    About Me
    Name: AJ
    Location: Omaha, Nebraska, US
    Everybody has things that annoy them. Mine just so happens to be an entire state. What makes me different is that I live among you. I probably walked by you last weekend at the mall. I probably pulled up next to you at a stop light. Obsessed? Psycho? Crazy? or just plain right and you're afraid to admit it?
     
  7. CU827

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    9 - Mascot, overalls, corn. Enough said. The only character on earth proven more frightening than the Burger King Mascot.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Unleash Hell

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    Linkity link of the year!!!:thumbsup:
     
  9. SBG

    SBG Formerly known as EFNMB Club Member Junta Member

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    LOL the last time I remember seeing him was when he made an appearance at the Buffs vs NU game in '05. Good times.
     
  10. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    OK, fine, I read his comments about fireworks being legal in Mizzou wrong - I thought he was saying he lived there. My point still stands - it doesn't matter how far away he moves, the hate will still be there... :thumbsup:
     
  11. 66BUFF

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    I thought this had already been posted here...been reading it for a month or two.
     
  12. Blackshirts

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    After I read through all the misspelled words what I really found funny is how one little man hates a team that much.
     
  13. CSU Husker

    CSU Husker Well-Known Member

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    "You're Penn State with less attractive uniforms"

    "48 - If not for Penn State, the most visually unpleasing uniforms this side of Pop Warner."


    :confused:
     
  14. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    I especially like the crying kid adorning the first page. I think this dude is a closet buff fan. :lol:
     
  15. ladyblaise

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    i like that they joined the crying kid and the exploding blimp. that is classic.

    66 - i think we have read this guy before. he had a top ten losses for nu at one point, did he not?
     
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    That site needs to be linked to every huckster board out there.
    Talk about hate with a passion, this guy is wild. Funny stuff
     
  17. The Monk

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    Albeit when I was standing in line for general admission at the CWS in Omaha, the zoo was pretty cool looking from the outside. Very Pauly Shoresque design.
     
  18. sackman

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    I've been to that zoo. It's nice. Not what I would call world beating, earth shattering fantastic, but better than average for sure.
     
  19. Waylon Van Smack

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    :nod: I do believe he IS talking directly about me, I did post a recap of the films on a NU message board one time (after NU beat CU... the kill the buffalo theme "Tatonka hoka hey".... I think I posted it here as well that time) and was then asked to keep doing it by a couple out of state fans so I do this everytime I go. Glad to see I get under his skin. :thumbsup::smile2: funny I have seen links to his schpeel on a couple other sites but was never entertained enough to make it all the way to #27

    this guy has deeper issues, he's a punk, coming from a state that has not won anything in CFB.... or any sport for that matter or as if any NU fans give a **** what he thinks, personally I am kinda glad he is miserable here in Nebraska. He thinks he is getting under the skin of those here in the good life state but all I see is red envy and a sad excuse of a life.
     
  20. ladyblaise

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    what makes you so sure about that, waylon? i would guess that just as you feel he MUST be talking about you (re: the film posts) and feel you are ubercool for being part of the secret kids club, he clearly finds a lot of husker behavior tarded at best, and feels that he is superior. to my knowledge, he has never acted like a tarded troll taking cheap shots here on allbuffs, so his track record, so far as i am aware of, is sterling as compared to yours.

    of the two of you, i find his style far more humorous, and give the nod to him. (i think a lot of people here do, too, which is why they find it "hilarious"). :wink2:

    of course, he may well be the most retarded, owned punk of all time. i will say this: his blog is well circulated, and has amused people all over the united states. your movie recap has affected how many???

    since you both are in omaha, why not hold an arm wrestling contest to settle the issue and post it on youtube? to prep for it, someone can photoshop a syrupy pro-husker screen saver with skulls and other menacing imagery. :thumbsup:
     
  21. Waylon Van Smack

    Waylon Van Smack #RollJays Club Member

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    A) True, I may be a bit presumptuous here but of the 1/2 dozen or so NU sites I visit (not posting on all) I have never seen anybody do the same thing as I have, but I could be wrong.

    B) of course you or "a lot" of people here would, he is anti-husker like "a lot" of people here are, thats why its called a rivalry. shocker.

    b1) is he a member here?.... I do not see him listed.

    C) I agree, he probably does and he probably is.

    D) the few it was asked to affect, it was never intended to be anything more or to change the cyber world or be "ubercool". it is no different than you doing play-by-play in the chatroom during CU games that CU fans can not see or hear live due to location, it is just a nice thing to do, IMO.

    E) there are probably as many laughing at him as there are with him, no different than you or I.
     
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  22. ladyblaise

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    does that mean you can cease and desist posting the info here? :smile2:

    technically, no one asked for it.
     
  23. Waylon Van Smack

    Waylon Van Smack #RollJays Club Member

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    no such luck for you there.
     
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    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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  25. ladyblaise

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    then it would appear that the tigger fan is spot on with you for #27. the phrase "don't blame the messenger" comes to mind when you are called out for acting like a red clad drone.

    dana - fortunately, waylons multiple recaps on each and every midweek film study have been cleared out due to the age of the threads. essentially, waylon's message each and every week was that the huskers are the masters of the universe.

    personally, during the season, the red horde's response to their past week's game with a trivial directional school leaves me cold. what he posts elsewhere is is own affair, but he trolls for attention when he brings it here.
     
  26. Waylon Van Smack

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    Dana,
    The gist of the ONE recap I have posted here (true, I do mention from time to time that I do attend those films) about the films was relevant to the NU/cu game as the insight provided by the GA dealt with NU's preparation for the game, making it the rival game. All Freshmen had to research one fact about the Buffalo or cu and present it during team meals and the team had the theme of "restore the order" as a motivator, eating buffalo meat during the week, hanging a buffalo head in the film room. Insight was given by coach Gilmore (former cu coach) to the NU staff and team as to how CU prepares and how much the NU game means to them (or meant to them, don't know what Hawk's stance is on it) and BC felt NU had to meet that challenge and extra effort given by cu. .

    obviously lb speculates that is a small sea of red with GBR chants and the like.... there is some of that going on but most of it is a social thing, meet my brothers, brother in law, maybe a friend or two and talk hunting, fishing, FB, BB and have a few cold ones.... most people are there to watch the film, hear about the teams improvements and shortcomings... and some straight talk from a staff member, I would hope cu does something similar. It is fun to watch the improvement of the players each game, reminds you that they are still kids and it is a complex game and with ncaa regs it takes a good three to four games to have everything running on all 8, the O-line and D-backs are the area that week to week changes are most visible. If you enjoy the game of FB it is a fun way to learn about the inner workings of a program, takes me back to a time of watching game films in HS on Sunday evening at the coach's house (since it was actual film it took a full day to get it developed, dam I'm getting old) of the Friday night's game. It is a fun but rough and tough game and no matter what school you follow, it is boggling to the mind of how dedicated these kids are and the hours and effort any staff puts in is enormous.

    the only other time I remember recapping anything on this site beyond the casual mentioning of the films was when I met Coach John Blake, very cool guy, cool story.... but posted more as a story than a recap of the film.
     
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  27. ladyblaise

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    then your memory is a little bit rusty. my guess is that relates to whatever is in the water that makes nebraskans the way they are. :wink2: a few times allbuffs posters (and not just me) have wondered why an assNUt breakdown versus a school not cu was in our football forum. the rationale (by you) is that you thought we would be interested.

    nope. not to that extent, most of us aren't. and those that are peruse husker sites to get their information. maybe you could pm the weekly updates to everyone, like you did with the most recent newspaper article? it would seem a good idea. :nod:
     
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    Thanks for taking the heat off of me. It's just your turn. :devil2:
     
  29. Waylon Van Smack

    Waylon Van Smack #RollJays Club Member

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    its funny that you are the one who replies the most to those.:lol:

    If anybody wants weekly PM's please sign up here.:thumbsup:
    .........if not, I will just keep posting them once in a while.:wink2:
     
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    brutha, if you only knew........ Hoss its my pleasure to help you shoulder that cross.
     

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