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Poetry with Coach Mac

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Buffnik, Nov 30, 2012.

  1. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Our A.D. has been in office/ for 7 years
    Let's check his record/ Amongst his peers
    He goes through coaches / at a faster rate
    Than any other director/ in any other state

    You've been around guys/ like this before
    Only the one they see in the mirror/ do they adore
    When anyone else/ makes a mistake
    You can be sure/ They get the Rake

    Loud, Confrontation/ Confident + Pound
    But, don't you speak up/ it's not allowed
    As the Program falls/ deeper + deeper
    Everyone is blamed/ except the keeper

    He is rewarded/ With a new Contract
    No one above/ Can discern his racket
    So the School we love/ continues the decline
    It won't stop/ til they ask him to resign.
     
  2. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    I didn't hear the poem, so not sure if serious.
     
  3. Lt.Col.FrankSlade

    Lt.Col.FrankSlade Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if he can alter the poem into a haiku.
     
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  4. Idot Buff

    Idot Buff Club Member Club Member

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    Mac is better suited to Haiku. Not sure why he abandoned his specialty.
     
  5. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    He pretty much led with that on his radio show today.
     
  6. Idot Buff

    Idot Buff Club Member Club Member

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    Wow. I wrote my text before reading yours. That is some scary ****.
     
  7. BuffHerd

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    A football fan's haiku:

    Season is over
    Carousel starts to spin
    Bohn, GTFO
     
  8. Buffenuf

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    How about this simple ditty:

    Roses are dead,
    Violets are screwed,
    Mac played wearing a cheap helmet,
    His brain was tattooed
     
  9. CarolinaBuff

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    So why do these guys (Mac, Klatt, Al) hate Bohn so much, is it just because he canned Embree or do they have other fabricated reasons?
     
  10. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Yes.
     
  11. Idot Buff

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    horrible. But I must admit that I laughed out loud.
     
  12. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Embree coached with heart
    Embree coached with class
    The D was dreadful as a wet fart
    while the Buffs took it up the ass
     
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  13. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    He also fired Barnett
     
  14. Idot Buff

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    Barnett should have been fired. So these dooshes are consistent in their stupidity.
     
  15. MiamiBuffs

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    Nm
     
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  16. MiamiBuffs

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    The buffs they sadly do suck
    a team truly down on its luck


    i suggested a coach
    who was beyond reproach


    but they fired him anyway


    now this I did not like
    so I stepped up to the mic


    now everyone knows I'm not ok.
     
  17. Fight CU

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    Dammit. Now I have to come up with a limerick
     
  18. CenturyBuff

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    Mac's point of view is so very sad
    His favorite son had the Buffs so bad

    Record setting history
    Seven years of misery

    Klatt & Co claim JE had no perks
    Mac fires back with, "You guys are jerks!"
     
  19. rynobuff

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    This is terrible on so many levels.
     
  20. MiamiBuffs

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    Then give rep. Nik kicked my ass
     
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    Roses are red, violets are blue. Bohn sucks and so does Mac
     
  22. FChairbanks

    FChairbanks muthaka slayer Club Member

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    there once was a coach up in boulder
    full of spiritual fire and composure.
    over time those he led
    became touched in the head
    and that coach became nothing but older...
     
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  23. GregInArlington

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    On this day old coach Mac, proved he's a hack.
    He wants Embree back, because he is black.
    Time to hit the sack.
    Fap Fap Fap, Whack Whack Whack
     
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  24. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Giaku is beautiful.
     
  25. TimmyDUBs

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    when you don't think AllBuffs could be any more innovative and allsome... ::slow clap::
     
  26. buffsyko

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    I do not like mike bohn.

    I do not like him as AD
    I do not like him firing embree..

    I do not like him as the keeper
    I should go back to promise keepers

    I do not like his loyalty
    Does he not know
    I am Royalty.

    I do not like him
    That's a fact
    Even though I skipped
    on a 10 year contract

    So I leave you now
    His departure in the works
    You CU callers
    are a bunch of JERKS!
     
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    I turned on my radio
    To 102.3
    sitting in the recliner,
    just Jose, Mac and me

    I listened to Mac pontificate
    About a son who had been done wrong
    Of an AD who is racist,
    or so say Mac and Jon

    As his tirade became louder
    With his anger on the rise
    I continued to grow sadder
    As he diminished in my eyes

    You see, he was my hero
    His faith a guiding light
    I loved the ground he walked on
    Now he fades into the night

    Dammit Bill
     
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    This is Boulder! Our slow clap involves ONLY ONE HAND!

     
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    After I read this, a tear came to my eye............................................................and then I got the dammed bug out of it!

     
  30. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    We don't need another hero.
     

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