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Quick-Post: Bradlee Van Pelt can eat a bag of dicks

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  1. RSSBot

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    I have only known one athlete in my life who can bring me to physical violence. That man is Bradlee Van Pelt. My hate for him is strong, and, at this point, completely irrational. I make no excuses.

    Last seen dancing around the CSU sideline (wearing a ****ing flag for a cape, no less) while his former school was losing to CU in '04, the epic blowhard of a QB took to the Denver Post today to compare himself to Tim Tebow. Never the one for tact or humility, with that typical whiff of arrogance that we've all come to know, Van Pelt seemed more than happy to throw his name in there with the likes of the current Broncos QB. Not only does he say that he "sees himself" in Tebow, but he goes on to intimate that given the opportunity, he'd have succeeded just as Saint Timmy has.

    That's the biggest steaming crock-pot of horse**** I've ever heard. No matter how impassioned he got, Saint Timmy has never gone so far as to show up an opponent like this:
    BVP is a raging hemorrhoid attack of a human being, and should never, ever, be positively compared to #15.

    Additionally, unlike BVP, Tebow is actually a world-class athlete, capable of competing in the NFL at any number of positions, as has been proven by his immediate success despite obvious deficiencies. That Van Pelt failed to even get a whiff of meaningful playing time is not the fault of his coaches, it's a result of his failings as an athlete. Just because you can run a little bit, doesn't make you NFL QB potential.

    ****. That. Guy.[​IMG]
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    I have only known one athlete in my life who can bring me to physical violence. That man is Bradlee Van Pelt. My hate for him is strong, and, at this point, completely irrational. I make no excuses.

    Last seen dancing around the CSU sideline (wearing a ****ing flag for a cape, no less) while his former school was losing to CU in '04, the epic blowhard of a QB took to the Denver Post today to compare himself to Tim Tebow. Never the one for tact or humility, with that typical whiff of arrogance that we've all come to know, Van Pelt seemed more than happy to throw his name in there with the likes of the current Broncos QB. Not only does he say that he "sees himself" in Tebow, but he goes on to intimate that given the opportunity, he'd have succeeded just as Saint Timmy has.

    That's the biggest steaming crock-pot of horse**** I've ever heard. No matter how impassioned he got, Saint Timmy has never gone so far as to show up an opponent like this:
    BVP is a raging hemorrhoid attack of a human being, and should never, ever, be positively compared to #15.

    Additionally, unlike BVP, Tebow is actually a world-class athlete, capable of competing in the NFL at any number of positions, as has been proven by his immediate success despite obvious deficiencies. That Van Pelt failed to even get a whiff of meaningful playing time is not the fault of his coaches, it's a result of his failings as an athlete. Just because you can run a little bit, doesn't make you NFL QB potential.

    ****. That. Guy.[​IMG]
    [​IMG]

    Originally posted by The Rumblings of a Deranged Buffalo
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    Best RSS thread title ever :lol:
     
  3. Junction

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    Irrational? **** that. Hating Punklee van Mullett is the most rational emotion a human being can experience...
    fify...
     
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    I'm sure he doesn't need your permission to eat a bag of dicks
     
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    I just repped the RSSBot
     
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    I usually never read the DP mostly because of this type of BS. The blog forced my hand though. I couldn't stop chuckling when I read this little gem at the bottom of the page:

    Nothing wrong with aiming high and having goals but this seemed like a pageant type answer.
     
  7. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Rss is fired up!
     
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    BVP is just like Timmy, well except Timmy is humble, can succeed in the NFL, holds the record in the SEC for TD's, has a MNC and a Heisman, played big boy FB at UF and won a starting spot for the Broncs, and is generally a well liked individual, even though some strongly disagree with his personally held convictions. Those things aside, BVP and Timmy are comparable.
     
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    Tebow as far as I know has never eaten a bag of dicks either.
     
  10. Buffy-too

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    I get the impression Bradlee is living in his Mom's basement waiting for somebody to come along and give him a winery to run.
     
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    Here´s the tale of the tape - you decide who wins
     
  12. Buffalo Brad

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    A bag of dicks it is then!
     
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    When BVP's name is uttered, I make a point to shake my head and spit. It's my little ritual to ward off evil, bag of dick eating spirits.
     
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    He's the biggest douche ever. Sheep fans seem to think he's the best qb to ever play in colorado. :rofl:
     
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    Did VanPunk take time off from running his meth lab to utter this B.S.?
     
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    I like this Bradlee quote, taken out of context. :lol:

     
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    Huh I wonder who are the CSWho fans...
     
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    So many flaws in tebow=bvp my heisman hurts.
     

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