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Ralphie named Best Mascot by Sporting News

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by BuffNut99, Jul 8, 2009.

  1. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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  2. dio

    dio Admin Club Member Junta Member

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    of course
     
  3. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Cool.

    I like this so much I'm going to take credit for finding it over at Rivals.:thumbsup:
     
  4. buffgal

    buffgal Club Member Club Member

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    Ralphie is the best mascot in the NCAA.
     
  5. nosejob

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    Live mascots should be banned. They are as abused about as bad as circus monkeys.
     
  6. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    So are fusker trolls on this site. Are you angling for a permanent vacation from this place?? :lol:
     
  7. zbuff

    zbuff Club Member Club Member

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    Banned is a good term, when applied to you.
     
  8. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    At least his trolling is ten times more creative than Pissbomber's buddy.
     
  9. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    Hey dick. My cousin is a circus monkey.
     
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    Hugegroove Club Member Club Member

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    Nosejob - I would be willing to bet that most, if not all of the LIVE animal collage mascots recieve far better treatment than you do.

    When it comes right down to it, Ralphie has little competiton from the other "LIVE" animal mascots.
     
  11. GoldenBuff

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    Ralphie is actually one very lucky buffalo I think. She hangs out on a ranch with other buffaloes on a ranch for 98% of the year and on 6 or 7 days a year she spends a total of maybe 6 hours either at the game or going to or from. Unlike Bevo, she doesn't get drugged and put on display on the sidelines or put into a cage or anything like that. She will be provided for all her life thanks to various bequests and donations and when she retires, she does the exact same thing but without the 6 or 7 days of work. I just don't see how any of that adds up to abuse. That's a live mascot even PETA can get behind.
     
  12. The Guest

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    I can't speak for the new Ralphie, but Ralphie IV loved to run. Apparently if she were permitted, she would just run circles around Folsom while the crowd cheered. The runners struggled to direct her to the trailer at the end of the run, she was so fired up.
     
  13. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    I just remember the spring game last year to remember Ralphie V's love of running.
     
  14. nosejob

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    I heard on of the previous Ralphies died after they were training her to run short distances at full speed, similar to what running in Folsom would be. She was tied to a truck, they forgot her rear legs were hobbled before they hit the gas. Went about 6 miles up a winding road. Heart failure/heat injury/burns from the exhaust. Possibly groin pull.
     
  15. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    wow a national lampoon vacation reference
     
  16. 96 Buff

    96 Buff Resident Commie Bastard Club Member Junta Member

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    And not a very good one. I sure hope the trolls get better once the season's here.
     
  17. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    no kidding. :yeahthat: Its been an especially pathetic offseason for trolling...
     
  18. BuffsRising

    BuffsRising Well-Known Member

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    You'll have to forgive nosejob, he's a little irritable. He was a$$-raped by a Buffalo back in November 2001 and hasn't been the same since.
     
  19. BuffNut99

    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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    A great Ralphie moment:
     

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    Crazy...I heard you were a f@$king douche.
     
  21. Junction

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    The Sporting News has an incredible grasp of the obvious... :gobuffs:
     
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    Where in the HELL did you come up with this BS? Never happened!:wow: Are you sure your not a Butthusker?
     
  23. FlatironsBuff

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    He is. A red headed stepf@$king douche.



    Oh Hugegroove. You have so much to learn. Fuskers are so easy to identify.:doh:
     
  24. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    :lol:

    "Possibly groin pull" was your tell. You are bluffing.

    By doing so, you have revealed the fantasy to which you wank.
     
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    Top two activities in Nebraska trolling about animals and trollin' for animals ;) .
     
  26. rodrigo

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    Hard to imagine someone whose team's mascot is the Stay Puft marshmallow man in overalls and a red hat goofin' on Ralphie.
     

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