Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Teduardo, Jun 21, 2010.
**** you jackass. Growing up in Texas, not many things I dont like. Assholes like yourself are one of them.
And people wonder why I'm really, really glad these assholes are in our rear-view mirror. Good riddance, jackass. Have fun in your little sandbox.
We're still waitnig for UT to finish it. You are a premium jackass...
Actually, in many ways, they have. The Big 12 is finished. Put a fork in them.
It's been said a million times by the Lone Star bumpkins that the B12 can survive without Colorado. A lot of folks are glad we're gone. So it's flattering to see some limp dick smack coming from you, re-Tuardo. That was truely Baylor-esque. It's almost enough to get Buff Nation to have buyers remorse and come back to the loving embrace of DeLoser Dodds.
The horns might haul some bling, but your pimp hand clearly wasn't strong enough to harness the awesomeness that is the Buffaloes. Adios Lord Farquad. Why the long horns, compensating for something?
We're off to the land of milk and honey, where the neighbors are chill. Meanwhile you filthy bastards get to sleep in a bed made of greed and money in the old B12 projects.
It's been an amazing few weeks of gazing west and meeting the new neighbors. It's simply wonderful the conference U-Haul isn't necessary (yet) in Austin.
You better learn to respect your bitches, dooshnozzle, because the fundimentals of the Mack 10's conference aren't built for longevity. It's beginning to look alot like the Southwest Conference, everywhere you go. When a $138M athletic budget is based upon 18-22 year old athletes, there is bound to be a scandal in the making. Corruption follows big money. It's just a matter of time before you and your arrogant ilk will learn the hard way that the bigger you are, the farther you'll fall. When the **** finally hits the a/c, don't come running to join us.
Maybe someday the Longhorns will catch up with the modern world and figure out colonialism never works. Bow to Ceasar? Never.
Remember when the Cotton Bowl meant something? That was before Arky left the SWC, which promptly imploded becasue of UT jackassery. B12 forms, scoops up the TX schools, where UT jackassery promptly begins the process of destroying. So the Cotton Bowl, now a second tier bowl, the SWC, dead, the B12 dying and schools like TCU, UH, SMU relegated to mid major because of UT jackassery are likely to be joined by Mizzou, KU, KjSU, ISU and Baylor as a result of UT's continued jackassery with the B12 TV contract. I'm so glad CU got to a real conference and left UT to their own little arena. Have fun losing to OU and beating the eight weak sisters Turduardo.
With the type of money, recruiting, and facilities etc. at UT's fingertips, Id be disappointed with not having more National titles Jackassdo.
Deloss Dodds said in a recent article in the Statesman that they plan to broadcast - get this ONE football game and SIX basketball games on their longhorn network. The rest of the time the content will be from non revenue sports and local campus interests. Bevo TV costs 6.99 a month via Time Warner - Have Fun Teduardo paying $7 a month for that ****ty line up. I hope you like watching the rowing team and women's field hockey. Oh yeah and in 3-5 years when your new South West Conference implodes because ESPN has hard data on the ratings of such games like KSU vs ISU and won't pay the premium you get now don't come crying to the Pac 10. Its all rights in out west and the other schools are not going to bow down to your stupid demands. We will make sure we do our part as well so you get **** blocked out of the conference. The only league that will take you will then be the SEC and once you guys go there you will get your ass kicked on a regular basis by Florida and Alabama. Enjoy it while it lasts Teduardo -- Oh yeah and Baylor sucks which is probably where you are really from since you didn't start posting on this site until the whole Baylor thing came up. Have fun in Conf-USA in 5 years
They won't be in C-USA. They'll go independent and complete the screw job of the rest of the conference. In the end, the joke will be on them, though. There's a reason ND is considering the B10. Scheduling in a post superconference world is going to be a bitch. Eventually, all of UT's football games will be on the whorn network, but nobody will care because they don't want to watch the whorns play a steady diet of New Mexico State, UTEP, Northern Texas, Tulsa, Sam Houston State, Arkansas Pine-Bluff, NELouisiana State, Rice and Baylor.
he, he. Teduardo... What kind of a name is that?
Nobody cares now...unless you are in Texas nobody gives a rats-***** about the whorns. The only time I (and most of the nation) will be watching will be to watch them get smashed in big bowl games which is quite the norm for OU and Texass. This is a trend that will not stop any time soon.
BTW...the Texas irrelevance of the 80s and 90s isn't that far in the past so you should be able to adjust pretty easily when this all caves in on you.
I'm saying that Baylor will be in the Conference USA - I think Teduardo is a Baylor fan because he didn't even start posting until the BS about Buddy Jones and the Baylor push to try to take our spot. Anyway I agree with you - Texass will either have to go to the SEC or try to become an independent. The Pac-10 won't want them after trying to make a good faith offer to invite them and 4 of their best friends to come join. That wasn't enough for them so I don't expect tem to be getting another offer from the Pac anytime soon. By the time their ESPN contract is up again in 2015 - we will be making bank with the new deal and PAC-12 network off the ground. We won't have a need to expand and they will be forced to look someplace else.
aids to you,bitch... aids to you
So long, Texas.
It is morons like you that give us Texans a bad rep.
I'm gonna love it when Texas goes undefeated and gets left out of the national title game in a few years because your conference is so weak. I bet the MWC could rival you guys now even with the loss of Utah.
Nobody is going to miss the all mighty Whorns and many of their fans.
Wow Texas where if you tell a lie three times it becomes the truth by law. Kings of the dead conference walking.
Have fun in the Southwest Conference 2.0
And, you're welcome for rescuing your program in the nineties when we weren't raping you on the field. We fully expect a phone call in 3-5 years when you kill your new conference.
I realize Tarduardo is a carricature of a real Texas fan, but the scary thing is some Texas fans are really like him. They should round up those fans and put them on an island to kill each other off with nothing but their egos.
"A few more Nation Championships...."
I'm confused, you won a NC in 2005 and before that 1970? Hell before Vince Young we had won a NC more recently than All Can Come U. Not sure smack talk about National Championships is gonna work.
I never wondered for a second sacky. It's clowns like Tacoardo that have those ego problems like alot of his brethen that are from texass!!!
Besides, with a name like that he's either gay, a pedophile, or both.
The interesting thing is that he thinks UT will be able to waltz into the Pac 12 with the Bevo Network in tow. I think it's been made very clear to UT that their own network is a "no-go", because the Pac is developing its own network.
So it will be very funny to see what UT does when A&M bolts to the SEC (and you know they will), and/or Missouri goes to the Big 10 (they would be out of there so fast if the invitation comes). Suddenly everyone will be looking around, and the Pac might say "ok, you can come over OU, OSU, and Tech. UT, you can come too, but you'll have to lose the network. If you don't we'll invite KU instead."
UT thinks it has trumped everybody, but in reality, their machinations have made the Big XII even weaker than the Big East, while simultaneously backing them into a corner regarding the whole Network thing. Suddenly UT is dependent upon A&M and Missouri NOT bolting to other conferences. And THAT is laughable.
I hate to admit it, but I had a lot of fun in Austin last year despite getting blown out (kinda knew that going in anyway). I hate the horns though and am glad we're done with them for good. But a serious question...how is it the internet doesn't have a picture of Houston Nutt flashing the backwards hook em sign? That was my one of my favorite longhorn moments in history.
Face it, Ted. There are very few schools even in your league when it comes to wasting talent. USC, Oklahoma and Miami come to mind. All teams which should have won more big games than they have with the athletes they pay/recruit, but for some reason in my lifetime each of them has run laps around you in number of games where they have even been given the opportunity to play for the national championship. Two of the schools who have spoiled your chances in the past are now gone from the Big 12, but as I recall OU, Tech, Aggy and Kansas State got you butthurt in the Cart McCoy era and they'll be around to work over the new non-Vince QB you've got too. Enjoy your crisis of scruples when your Topaz gets totaled in a DUI collision courtesy of your next Lombari Award watchlister leaving El Arroyo soused.
We know our coach sucks. We're not going to try to spin our 3-9 record with a bunch of what ifs. YOU start every season expecting a national championship and start calling your hall of fame coach with death threats once he loses a regular season game. It's you and the other sidewalk alumni that top the list of reasons I don't regret leaving a city I spent a quarter century in and otherwise enjoyed. You're Texas. And you're a ****ing embarrassment to college fanbases.
Is this Bevo after his horns were removed?
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