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Someone tell me about CSU

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Lt.Col.FrankSlade, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. Lt.Col.FrankSlade

    Lt.Col.FrankSlade Well-Known Member

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    I know nothing about CSU - so someone fill me in.

    What are their strengths / weaknesses? Returning starters? Newcomers? Senior laden offensive line? Or a bunch of rookies? Injuries?

    Anything?
     
  2. dio

    dio Admin Club Member Junta Member

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    Dude.... why don't you just read the pregame thread?
     
  3. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    For real


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  4. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    I'll try. It's in Ft Collins, so it means you have to drive by Greeley to get there, so, smell is an issue.

    The town itself seems ok. CSU plays their home games at the high school stadium in the foothills. It's pretty. Pretty small. They have a nice parking lot. I don't know why there's not a stadium on campus. They should look into that.

    Anyway, they have a football team coached by an SEC burnout named Sparkles. Their players are known for not being able to read, cheating, beating up other CSU students, bad knees, and lack of speed.

    That football team coached by that coach guaranteed their fans a win against CU last year, when we were at a very low point in our history. 23000 of their fans were very disappointed when that didn't come true.

    This year they have two heisman locks, and the best LBs in the world, but I don't think "LB" means what they think it means.

    Does that help?

    Oh, I almost forgot, their mascot is a sheep.
     
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  5. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

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    Also, that same coach also guaranteed their fans a win this year.
     
  6. CUBUFF80

    CUBUFF80 No Stinkin' Title Club Member

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    They also fired their AD who had a field of dreams kind of vision, but now it probably will not take place.
     
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  7. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Their most famous alum for whatever reason went by the name Buffalo Bill. He liked to tuck his penis behind his legs while looking in the mirror and saying, "I'd **** me."
     
  8. Shldr2Shldr

    Shldr2Shldr Club Member Club Member

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    The only comparison needed,

    [video=youtube;wqzGbmwlgb4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzGbmwlgb4[/video]

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    [video=vimeo;104071494]http://vimeo.com/104071494[/video]
     
  9. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    I didn't know Mark Knudson went by Buffalo Bill.
     
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  10. hokiehead

    hokiehead Gobbler on the Mountain Club Member

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    is there something wrong with that?
     
  11. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    It's a bit hard to judge when we've all done it once or seven times.
     
  12. Buffenuf

    Buffenuf massive tool

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    :rofl:
     
  13. patebuff

    patebuff Downgraded to half a star Club Member

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    I think that pretty much covers it
     
  14. Gary Indiana

    Gary Indiana Club Member Club Member

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    It's a place where kids who didn't get into CU go.

    (Just kidding...sort of.)
     
  15. Lt.Col.FrankSlade

    Lt.Col.FrankSlade Well-Known Member

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    Got a link?
     
  16. Denver_sc

    Denver_sc Club Member Club Member

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    Forgot one thing: "Pedistool"
     
  17. HUFset

    HUFset Well-Known Member

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    You two turds realize he's probably old and not tech savvy. Just learned what a Google is.
     
  18. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Ymnnsr
     
  19. TimmyDUBs

    TimmyDUBs Dirty haole Club Member

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    You guys realize that sifting through that thread includes 5% information, 35% CSU bashing, 35% denying they are our rivals, and 35% infighting, right?
     
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  20. FlatironsBuff

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    Maybe. But we gave it 110%.
     
  21. FlaBuff

    FlaBuff I drive a Dodge Stratus! Club Member

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    12% of a plan?
     
  22. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    CSU likes to go Rammin
     
  23. TimmyDUBs

    TimmyDUBs Dirty haole Club Member

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    Always
     
  24. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    They are close enough to Boulder to wish they were CU but close enough to Nebraska to settle for Meth instead.
     
  25. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    How does the Ram feel about that?
     
  26. Pale Ale

    Pale Ale Well-Known Member

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    80% of the time, CU wins 100% of the time.
     
  27. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    Lots and lots of goat ****ing. It is scandalous.
     
  28. jobuff

    jobuff Club Member Club Member

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    They are bigger, stronger, faster, and have a better coaching staff than the pathetic ones we have.
     

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