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Speeding Buffaloes

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Unleash Hell, Feb 4, 2011.

  1. Unleash Hell

    Unleash Hell Well-Known Member

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    Does anybody have that tv screen shot of the speeding buffaloes from the 94 team with the 40 times? thanks
     
  2. BinaryBuff

    BinaryBuff mmmm...beer Club Member

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    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    Damn lepsis was such a beast.
     
  4. Lt.Col.FrankSlade

    Lt.Col.FrankSlade Well-Known Member

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    Those times are such crap, lol...
     
  5. GoldenBuff

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    seriously???
     
  6. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    I will believe any 40 time of Rae Carruths. Fastest Buff ever.
     
  7. CUFan

    CUFan Welcome back Club Member

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    Rae Carruth was something to watch. I can only assume Detmer would say to Rae in the huddle "okay here's the play, Rae, run straight down the field and catch the ball for a TD". Defenders were never even close to him.
     
  8. BuffNut99

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    Speeding Buffaloes 2009

    Jason Espinoza 4.77
    Darrell Scott 4.68 (when running for the banquet table, 4.8 field speed)
    Patrick Mahnke 4.76 (4.95 when playing safety)
    Michael Sipili 4.85 (5.42 in games against Toledo)
     
  9. nycskibum

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    grazing buffaloes?
     
  10. Buffskier

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    did espy really run a 4.77?? jesus h... I am taller, faster, bigger than him. I should have gotten a scholarship..
     
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    BuffNut99 Club Member Club Member

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    I made up those times based upon suffering through the last 4 seasons - thought it was implied
     
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    2.7 Believe it!

    Oh Jesus that's funny. Hahahahahaahah!!!! Haaahaaaaa! Holy ****. I love that Mahnke (and God knows I love that kid) gets slower when playing safety. Hahahahahaha!

    YMSSR....
     
  13. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    Wall of Winners Spring 2010

    40’s

    Clemons 4.27
    Lockridge 4.34
    Celestine 4.35
    Smith 4.35
    Jaffee/Polk 4.36
    Stewart 4.37
    Vigo 4.39
    Jefferson 4.41
    Grossnickle 4.55
    Mahnke 4.57

    Patterson was in the top one or two, but he wasn't at CU when these were posted.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    AJ, I'm not challenging you, but why were we so slow, those speeds are amazing, but we never saw it on the field. What gives?
     
  15. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    Come and listen to a story about a man named Dan
    A poor assistant coach, till he moved to Boise land,
    Then one day he was coaching on the blue,
    And over the phone came an offer that was true ...

    Gold, that is, black and gold. Multi-year contracts.

    Well the first thing you know ol Dan's a millionaire,
    Kinfolk said "Dan moved away from there!"
    Said "Dal Ward's is the place he ought to be"
    So he loaded up the truck and moved to Buff Country.

    FootHills, that is. Flatirons, buffaloes.

    Ole Dan, he tried his hardest but he didn't fit quite in
    And it was gettin harder to quote those catchy bits of zen
    Every day he tried to figger exackly what to do
    But he couldn't make the players fit the scheme he brought from blue.

    Well now its time to say good by to Dan and all his kin.
    And they would like to thank you folks fer lettin' them drop in.
    You're all invited back a gain to this locality
    To have a heapin helpin of the man we call JE.

    Embree, that is. Set a spell, Take your cleats off.

    Y'all come back now, y'hear?.
     
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    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    Dan Hawkins. He didn't play to htis teams strengths and was too ignorabnt to/
     
  17. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    And hopefully Embree brings that speed back!
     
  18. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    Fixed it for ya, TG.
     
  19. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Creatini, ya gotta work a little harder here. AJ, Rep!
     
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    You shouldn't end your sentences with prepositions and/or backslashes. There was some other grammatical stuff in there too, I think.
     
  21. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    You know what though?

    I think Creatini has been drinking the 4loko. He really wants to post here badly!
     
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    Mission accomplished!
     
  23. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    I have drank 2 tonight before drinking and 2 keystone ice's and some jose, good nigfht!
     
  24. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    No, Walrus, TG is simply speaking in code. His ways are not our ways: It's the Allbuff's version of Da Vinci.

    See here: "htis" ... now the censors think TG is saying "this" and just typing too fast, but we know better. Try moving those letters around and starting the word with "S." There you go, I see what you did there. Uh-huh, brilliant, isn't it? What four letter word starts with "s" and ... :thumbsup:

    And then there's "ignorabnt" ... figure it out? It took me several minutes with a scrabble dictionary, but it is an acronym for
    "It's Going Nowhere or Really Awfully Bad - No Technique!"

    But the piece de resistance is the final stroke "to/" --- we all know that a forward slash precedes a file extension. TG is telling us "there is more to the story." Yes, that's it, yes!

    Bravo, TG, Bravo. You have captured everything in so few words.

    "Simplicity is the key to brilliance." ~ Bruce Lee
    [​IMG]
     
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    Amazing! And here I've always just assumed he was a dumbass.
     
  26. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    Idk what I'm spealkng
     
  27. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    and sometimes I realized I am just not ready for your brilliance. It is blinding at times for us plodders.
     
  28. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    We mock that which we do not understand.
     
  29. Quattro

    Quattro Banned BANNED Club Member

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    I don't think what I am saying so flame away!
     
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    Behold, the holy gourd of Jerusalem!
     

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