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Suck It Nebraska

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by CUAviator, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. CUAviator

    CUAviator Well-Known Member

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    (2 of) 3-Point Stance

    1. From 2000 to 2012, a total of 13 seasons, 72 schools have won at least a share of an FBS conference title, and that is counting TCU, Cincinnati, Louisville and Boise State only once even though they won in multiple conferences. That’s 72 schools, and none of them is named Nebraska. The Huskers are for oh-for-the-century, having last won in 1999 (Big 12). Big Red fans, take solace. Your streak is one year shorter than Tennessee’s. The Vols won the inaugural BCS title and haven’t won the SEC since.
    YES!!!!




    2. On the ESPNU College Football Podcast Wednesday, Big Ten bloggers Adam Rittenberg and Brian Bennett said that coaches at cold-weather schools (Ohio State, Northwestern, Nebraska) in part use spring break as a way to break up the monotony of four weeks of practice. Perhaps, but it seems only logical that the almost ubiquitous rise of indoor practice facilities would be responsible as well. There’s always good weather and good footing for practice.
    Noooooooo!!!
     
  2. B1GCorn

    B1GCorn I felch goats.

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  3. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    :congrats: :congrats:


    (This is the way classy fans salute bottom feeders such as yourselves, right?)
     
  4. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    I tend to agree with B1G Corn here.
     
  5. Wyo Buff

    Wyo Buff Club Member Club Member

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    I did not read this after I saw the word "ubiquitous" used in bold. I am not a fan a of pedantic sophists. (See what I did there Orr)
     
  6. FlaBuff

    FlaBuff I drive a Dodge Stratus! Club Member

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    Pedantic Sophists is the name of my Electronica/Steam Punk Band. We're on iTunes.
     
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  7. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    The first album was epic. By the second, you guys got popular and sold out. Too commercial. And by the third it was all over after your drummer died from choking on his own vomit.

    Signed,

    Every pretentious music critic ever to write a review of any band for rolling stone mag.
     
  8. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Why do all nub threads end in pretentious vomiting?

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I317 using Tapatalk 2
     
  9. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    Why is the pile of manure in fuskerland still burning after two years? Some things just ARE. Also please be sure to daintily extend your pinky finger whilst holding some fusker troll barfly's head out of the toilet. And offer her your monogrammed hanky when she is done. I'd have to then burn it of course but chivalry is chivalry.
     
  10. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    Sorry, I meant vomitious pretentiousness.
     
  11. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    if that is a sin, then guilty, guilty, guilty.
     
  12. The Ogre

    The Ogre Club Member Club Member

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    Contemporaneously, one may perhaps bolster the primary accounter’s commentary as wholly substantive and succinct, while devoid of doctrinaire verbosity or pretense: Dude, all kinds of people say ubiquitous nowadays.

    ...vomitious pretentiousness can be fun!
     
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  13. lvbuff

    lvbuff Well-Known Member

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    The best way to mess with fuskers is to sleep with their wives/girlfriends...and leave CU logo stuff on their night stand
     
  14. Burrito Palazzo

    Burrito Palazzo huff my smug Club Member

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    That's called enabling.

    Semper Gumby
     
  15. The Ogre

    The Ogre Club Member Club Member

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    ^^^^
    That's also some serious dedication to the cause. Don't forget your beer goggles, raincoat, and penicillin.
     
  16. BuffSurveyor

    BuffSurveyor Club Member Club Member

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    I can only imagine what the medicine chest contains when Colorado girls are involved!
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    Take it easy boys and girls..............it's the off season.
     
  17. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    .In your case, I would assume it would have to start with roofies and go from there...
     

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