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The Ballad of the Lambs

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Highflyer, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. Highflyer

    Highflyer Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    From a poster on Rivals, pretty funny

    The Ballad of the Sheep (to be sung to the theme from Beverly Hillbillies)

    Come and listen to a story about a green-clad tool
    Grades kinda sucked so he went to the safety school
    Bought himself a pickup, didn’t want no wimpy car
    And filled up the back with good ol’ PBR

    Cheap beer that is, liquid gold, Milwaukee tea.

    Well the first thing you know ol Fum's a football fan,
    Learnt real good "Am Proud to be a Ram"
    Sheep fans said "Invesco’s the place to be"
    So they loaded up the truck and drove it to Lot C.

    Tailgating, that is. Van Mullet jerseys. Porta-Johns.

    Here come the Rammies, off the cannon shoots,
    Brand new coach and CU-shunned recruits
    Pasty-white D-linemen averaging oh about two-twenty
    Backed by a secondary that has been burned a-plenty.

    Scorched, that is. Carbon-enriched toast.

    Offense takes the field with a QB name of…anybody?... Farris
    Any BCS-school would no doubt be embarrassed
    Give the ball thirty times to number 34
    Knee is shot so let him run another 20 more.

    ACL, that is. Shredded. Meat-grinder.

    CU jumps out quick and there is no turning back.
    Rammie fans are left to marvel at Cam's large ball sac.
    Smashmouth domination...O's impossible to stop
    Miller has more pancakes than friggin' IHOP.

    On your back, that is. Mr. Vickers meet Mr. Herbert.
    [​IMG]

    Well now its time to say goodbye to Fum and all his kin.
    Their Super Bowl resulted in a three-score CU win
    You're all invited back again to this locality
    Because a game at Hughes is perfectly ****ty.

    Cow pasture that is. Open field. Empty seats.

    Y'all come back now, y'hear?
     
  2. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    :rofl2: :rofl2:

    Brilliant! :thumbsup:
     
  3. Rraalph 3000

    Rraalph 3000 Well-Known Member

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    :rofl2:...i actually had to listen to 2 rammies talk about this for 30 minutes last weekend....whole ballad was classic :smile2:
     
  4. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    Oh my god someone post it on ramnation and get the responce hahahahaha
     
  5. KingPants

    KingPants Club Member Club Member

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    Nice!
     
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  6. sweaty teets

    sweaty teets Club Member Club Member

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    LongHaulBuff Club Member Club Member

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    REP!!!! :rofl2::rofl::lol::jester:
     
  8. Wyo Buff

    Wyo Buff Club Member Club Member

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    I've only got one problem with this. Cam's a whether. For you non-Wyomingite Buff fans, that means Cam is the sheep equivalent of a steer. Actually, in thinking about this I probably need to clarify for my urbanite brethern that "Whether" or "Steer" means no testicles. Of course, Ralphie is a girl, a 1200 lb. 30 mph raging girl.
     
  9. CUBUFF80

    CUBUFF80 No Stinkin' Title Club Member

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    Well done - great stuff :thumbsup:
     
  10. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    last time i was close enough wyo.... i unfortunately saw 2 tennis balls in a sack lol
     
  11. Junction

    Junction Moderator Club Member

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    Implants. They just want him to look like he has balls. It's the same phenomenon you see on Lamenation all the time... :smile2:
     

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