Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Bama Charlie, Nov 3, 2011.
I kinda hope LSU beats bama.
I just want to watch good football.
I'm rooting for the c'dogs in this one. It's not personal (at least not against you) Charlie, but there're a buncha people I'd characterize as assholes here at the HQ who graduated from 'Bama, and at least one good dude (Jimmy-Ray is his name, no ****) from LSU.
Otherwise I wouldn't have a dog in this fight, other than a desire to watch quality football.
Go tigers, nothing good has ever come out of the state of Alabama.
Good football was Stanford vs. SC and Oregon any day.
The best SEC teams are effective, but boring.
That was a good game, but i'll take an SEC game over PAC most any day. SEC teams actually play defense!
Well, SC routinely beat the crap out of SEC teams and I'd put Stanford up agasint Bama or LSU this year. But to the point, SEC is just not that fun to watch, even if they are good.
Well I'm hoping we get our chance.
But I do enjoy watching some SEC football. I remember being blown away by not only the pure athleticism, but the incredible effort on every play in an SEC game early in the season (UGA v. Cocks maybe?). Even one yard gains were somehow exciting.
No doubt. Watching good defense is some really boring crap!
I'm rich bitch!
On some level, though, it's got to break your heart that your two favorite teams that aren't CU, Michigan or Penn State are playing each other.
Uh oh, Bama superfan has now entered the building.
I don't like Penn State though.
I'm rich bitch!
Wins over mediocre arky and barn teams is nothing to brag about.
Oh yea, I forgot they're not ranked in the top 10 this year. Maybe they'll be good next you so you can like them again.
Bama and LSU's D would stuff Stanford on all levels.
I'm rich bitch!
No I've never liked PSU and I'm not a fan of the B1G except for Michigan obviously. I don't see why I get so much **** for liking other teams as well.
I'm rich bitch!
Nah, Stanford would have some success.
Probably because you just so happen to root for two historical football powers which you seemingly have very (if any) ties to, just weird.
YearMatchupResultSpread2000No. 3 Alabama at UCLAUCLA, 35-24Alabama by 72001No. 17 UCLA at No. 25 AlabamaUCLA, 20-17Alabama by 22002Auburn at No. 19 USCUSC, 24-17USC by 72002Mississippi State at No. 15 OregonOregon, 36-13Oregon by 132003No. 13 LSU at ArizonaLSU, 59-13LSU by 112003No. 8 USC at No. 6 AuburnUSC, 23-0Auburn by 32003Oregon at Mississippi StateOregon, 42-34Oregon by 32004Oregon State at No. 4 LSULSU, 22-21, OTLSU by 182005No. 5 LSU at No. 15 Arizona StateLSU, 35-31ASU by 12005Arkansas at No. 1 USCUSC 70-17USC by 302006Arizona at No. 8 LSULSU, 45-3LSU by 152006No. 9 Cal at No. 23 TennesseeTennessee, 35-18Cal by 22006No. 6 USC at ArkansasUSC, 50-14USC by 72006Washington State at No. 4 AuburnAuburn, 40-14Auburn by 142007No. 15 Tennessee at No. 12 CalCal, 45-31Cal by 62008No. 18 Tennessee at UCLAUCLA, 27-24 (OT)Tennessee by 7.52008No. 3 Georgia at Arizona StateGeorgia, 27-10Georgia by 72009No. 11 LSU at WashingtonLSU, 31-23LSU by 17.52009UCLA at TennesseeUCLA, 19-15Tennessee by 82009Arizona State at No. 21 GeorgiaGeorgia, 20-17Georgia by 72010No. 7 Oregon at TennesseeOregon, 48-13Oregon by 10.52011No. 2 Oregon vs. No. 1 AuburnAuburn, 22-19Auburn by 3
Stupid Graza award winning kicker in 2004. Ef!
Walter that is a lot of great information. This is 2012. Previous performance yada yada. If Bama gets Stanford in NOLA they will prison rape that team. Luck can be the next Gino Torretta.
Something you will notice is how big and fast the Alabama defense is.
Average NFL Defensive Lineman Size
4-3 Defense - 6-3, 291 (LSU - 6-5, 274)
3-4 Defense - 6-4, 307 (Bama - 6-3, 305)
Average NFL Linebacker size
4-3 Defense - 6-2, 244 (LSU - 6-1, 218)
3-4 Defense - 6-2, 252 (Bama - 6-3, 253)
Average NFL Front Seven Size
4-3 Defense - 6-3, 271 (LSU - 6-3, 250)
3-4 Defense - 6-3, 276 (Bama - 6-3, 275)
Our front seven players are huge for college.
Charlie, you´d take this Bama squad over the Green Bay Packers also, right?
I think so. I see the defenses as close to equal but I think the Tide have a better offense.
Bama wins but I don't see a lot of points
Even though NFL scouts say all 11 starters will have a shot in the NFL as good as Bama is the Donks would be -10 if they played at BDS. Let keep it real.
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.
Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at Internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."
It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"
Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely
punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTH, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTH!! Are you too good for the smell of
corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTH!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."
Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know, I know. We sniff the Bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole
messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or
something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball...
Why are you thinking about baseball when you're having sex with a corndog? Are corndogs really that exciting? I like mine with mustard.
this should be an epic game. clearly the 2 best teams in the country. i think okie state is living a lie and will be exposed. they won't sniff the title game.
if stanford wins out, i will be looking forward to stanford v. bama or lsu in the mnc game. stanford will play better than some expect, i predict. they are disciplined and they have a truly great qb. bama and lsu are certainly better athletically across the board, but i'd be surprised if stanford gets mudholed. for me, the only X factor in that scenario is coaching. i'd be A LOT more confident about stanford being competitive if harbaugh was still there. saban and miles both have tons of experience compared to the stanford guy.
The only time I ever rooted for bama was when Forrest Gump was playing for them.
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