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The "What if nobody cared" All America Bowl

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by DBT, Jan 5, 2008.

  1. DBT

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    Oh my God. How embarrasing. I went to the guide and say "High School Football." It is called the "Offense/Defense All American Bowl: East vs. West." Cool, I thought, "I'll check it out." So its half time and the score is 3-0. Then the halftime show. Some pretty hot country western singer named Candy Coburn. The stage is in one of the endzones. Her back is to the length of the field. There is not one single person in the stadium. The stadium? "The Orange Bowl." This is the last game to ever be played there. It's swan song. And no one showed up but a bunch of highschool football players and Candy Coburn and her band. Oh, when they shot from behind her, (nice ass in the tight leather pants, BTW. But I'd have a nice ass in tight leather pants) there were about 20 "fans" in the stand. At least 4 of them were listening to Candy.

    So, they should rename this bowl. Some suggestions:

    The "No One Give a **** All American Bowl."
    The "Never Has Been Never Will Be a Country Star All American Bowl"
    The "Old Run Down Stadium Demolition All American Bowl"
    The "I'm not an All American All American Bowl"
    The "I Hope My Kid Makes it out of their Alive All American Bowl"
    The "I Hope One of My School's Recruits is not in this All American Bowl."

    Sheesh. This is pathetic.

    Oh, one more thing. They have Miss Oklahoma, the reigning Miss America. This is her last appearance as Miss America. How appropriate.

    If you hurry, you can enjoy the second half.
     
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  2. DBT

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  3. CSU Husker

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    what channel?
     
  4. DBT

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    Fox Sports Rocky Mt., sorry.
     
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    My God. I dont even know what to say after seeing this.
     
  6. FlatironsBuff

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    How about "This reminds me of the last 3 CSU home games this year without the hot chick in tight leather pants.":smile2:
     
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    :lol: One difference, this game is actually on a tv channel people get. :huh:
     
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    ^^^^^:thumbsup:
     
  9. DBT

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    :lol: Rep to you
     
  10. CSU Husker

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    Seriously though, its creepy seeing such a huge stadium totally empty. Think of all the great games that place has seen, and now this :confused::lol:
     
  11. DBT

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    You get a share of Buff love rep for that. Nice rebound. :lol:
     
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    Their werent' any hookers at the rammy games? No wonder no one showed up.
     
  13. CSU Husker

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    Nate Newton doing sideline interviews. No wonder there isnt anyone in the stands, they are all in the parking lot at Nates van getting high.
     
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    How's is that guy not in jail?
     
  15. DBT

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    Is he the Cowboy that they found a "few baggies" of pot in his car?
     
  16. RalphieMalph

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    Try a few pounds.

    8 to 12? What kind of carnie crap is this?
     
  17. RalphieMalph

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    That was the worst 10 minutes of football coverage I will ever see in my life. I'm sure Chris Carter is going to go home and throw up all over himself for agreeing to participate in this mess, and I'm also sure that Terry Kirby is incredibly excited that his name got mentioned on television for the first time in nearly a decade.

    (honestly, Terry Kirby??? How random is that?)
     
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    I was being facetious, of course. :lol: But the guy does seem happy. I'm sure it was for personal use.
     
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    How about the "I want to get the **** out of here so am setting off the fireworks before the end of the game Bowl?"
     
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