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Things that are less depressing than being a Buffs fan

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by BuffClass90, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. BuffClass90

    BuffClass90 Banned BANNED

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    Shakespeare
    Suicide hotline counselor
    Russian poetry
    ...
     
  2. lawdogg

    lawdogg Club Member Club Member

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    Not understanding that less has a different meaning than more
     
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  3. Idot Buff

    Idot Buff Club Member Club Member

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    well played.
     
  4. buffs04

    buffs04 Well-Known Member

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    The way that he has executed this thread concept is actually the way that makes sense... if he would say 'things that are more depressing than being a Buffs fan' and list a bunch of things that are terribly depressing, then he wouldn't actually be saying a whole lot, now would he? In fact, wouldn't that be precisely in the vein of indignantly saying things like "I could care less!"?

    I can't believe that this needs to be explained...
     
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  5. lawdogg

    lawdogg Club Member Club Member

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    Ah, thanks for the explanation; I'm sure that BC90 appreciates you flying in to defend his honor.
     
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  7. BuffNut99

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    Things that are less depressing than being a Buffs fan:


    1. Sharting at a party and not being able to immediately go home (you have to mingle for a while)
    2. Hooking up with an average chick who is so drunk she pisses the bed while you sleep
    3. Accidentally purchasing 3.2% beer
     
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    10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife...
     
  9. CUFan

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    Marvin (or whatever the robots name is) from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.


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  10. BuffUp

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    put on a cup and go buy a lottery ticket.
     
  11. Jaximus

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    This one time, at football camp, I dislocated my pinky and ring fingers at the same time. And it was still not as depressing as watching our defense. Maybe if they had been totally ripped off instead... No. Still not worse.
     

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