hmmmm. In that case, 15, cause that's what its gonna take to get Minka to say yes.
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Ticket Drawing - UCLA - Sept 29, 2012
- Thread starter sackman
- Start date
Too lazy to read the whole thread but I won free tickets and Minka Kelly...twice?
Out of curiosity, do you guys plan on wearing all gold or all black when you play the second best school in the UC system? I'm trying to customize an allbuffs or CU shirt for the day I meet many of you...
Deleted member 807
Guest
Gold lamé. Sequins. Goldmember is your inspiration.
Maybe I'll just wear Olympic gold eh?
Idot Buff
Guest
2nd best? I vote 1st, because you guys are so goddamn liberal.
When will you guys know for sure? Is it promoted/posted somewhere?
F*ck you and your under-achieving daughter!
Idot Buff
Guest
Well played. Went on the east coast swing. Ever set foot at UNC and/or Duke? Wow.
Just kidding. Yeah, I saw UNC. Great school if she wants to play soccer and watch a football team on probation. I hope she likes humidity that exceeds Texas weather. F*ck Duke in everything. Save your money and pick a school for her already...
in
Idot Buff
Guest
She is my one kid who could care less about sports. Wtf....community college should be fine.
furd it is...
Idot Buff
Guest
Shocked. Perfect setup for you....the sports angle and community college....and you deleted the community college piece!
It was implied :nod:. Not sure the Buffs would have picked up on that. Leland Standford Junior University. Bioootches for short...
Deleted member 807
Guest
Dress like the academy award Oscar statue. You'd blend right in to the pre game tailgate and orgy.
So are either of you Texans heading up to CU to see the little bear song stealers play CU?
Deleted member 807
Guest
I'm sending a proxy.
Do you have any hookups for a place to lodge near Wazzou?
Pullman is bleak for the uniformed marauding football fan.
Sorry, I don't. I went to Pullman once as an undergrad (about 22 years ago). I stayed in some God forsaken lodge for a night with a bunch of "Rugged type" guys and then some WSU chick's place for the other night. I remember waking up next to her and thinking she was a solid 6 maybe a low 7 on the scale of hotness. The whole trip was a drunken blur but I remember being cold at times and hoping I could find my fellow travelers before they left. The good news is that everyone in Eastern Washington was super nice and appreciated that opposing fans would visit. Also, you should buy some Cougar cheese (unrelated to my previous tale) before you leave. Good queso...
in
dumbass
Honest question for you guys prefaced with some current events.
I thought CU would be 3-1 or 2-2 heading into the UCLA game and I thought Cal would be 2-2. You face Fresno and WSU at their home fields next and we face Ohio State and USC at their home fields next. Therefore, I have little faith that my preseason dreams will materialize for either team. That said, should I even attend a Sackygate under such dire circumstances? I don't really know if the tailgate experience exceeds the misery of the football record.
I am mailing out some booze tonight to Sacky in the interest of getting many of you f*cked up. I think I promised as much and I am a bear who honors his word. At the very least, I would be there in "spirit". Either way, you win really...
I also just dumped $1,800 into my car with another $700 pending next month (tires and brake pads only). At this juncture in my rant/plea for help, I'd like to suggest that anyone considering buying a German SUV seriously reconsider (sorry Jens). That said, would any of you still consider flying out from Southern California and attending an expensive weekend in Boulder to watch CU play UCLA if you were me? What say you Buffs? Is it worth it or should a bear await better times? To alleviate any whoring of yourselves for my two tickets and a bunch of stupid PMs, I am awaiting the results of the Fresnick game before making my decision/travel plans. Still, thanks in advance for your honest opinions of what a guest poster should do regarding this year's UCLA Sackygate. Your responses, as usual, will be mostly BS but a few may sway my decision so props in advance.
-flukes
P.S I also planned on bringing 6 super hot sluts from So Cal who just want to get laid but that is neither here nor there
I thought CU would be 3-1 or 2-2 heading into the UCLA game and I thought Cal would be 2-2. You face Fresno and WSU at their home fields next and we face Ohio State and USC at their home fields next. Therefore, I have little faith that my preseason dreams will materialize for either team. That said, should I even attend a Sackygate under such dire circumstances? I don't really know if the tailgate experience exceeds the misery of the football record.
I am mailing out some booze tonight to Sacky in the interest of getting many of you f*cked up. I think I promised as much and I am a bear who honors his word. At the very least, I would be there in "spirit". Either way, you win really...
I also just dumped $1,800 into my car with another $700 pending next month (tires and brake pads only). At this juncture in my rant/plea for help, I'd like to suggest that anyone considering buying a German SUV seriously reconsider (sorry Jens). That said, would any of you still consider flying out from Southern California and attending an expensive weekend in Boulder to watch CU play UCLA if you were me? What say you Buffs? Is it worth it or should a bear await better times? To alleviate any whoring of yourselves for my two tickets and a bunch of stupid PMs, I am awaiting the results of the Fresnick game before making my decision/travel plans. Still, thanks in advance for your honest opinions of what a guest poster should do regarding this year's UCLA Sackygate. Your responses, as usual, will be mostly BS but a few may sway my decision so props in advance.
-flukes
P.S I also planned on bringing 6 super hot sluts from So Cal who just want to get laid but that is neither here nor there
Deleted member 807
Guest
Even if the Buffs blow, there are still plenty of places to hang out in Colorado.
http://www.orvishotsprings.com/
http://www.rockymountainnaturists.com/
http://www.dakotahotsprings.com/index.php/about-us
http://www.desertreefhotspring.com/
http://www.trynude.com/
If you wanna see my new Cal tattoo, you're gonna have to show up.
Does it say Cal or spell out "California" when engorged?
pussy. bring the sluts.
