Discussion in 'Colorado Basketball Message Board' started by Goose, Oct 23, 2015.
Don't hyperventilate goose!
Get a glass of water before you start
I refer to "There's Something About Mary" to give advice on your appearance tonight. Besides, Swan may need to style her hair before going out on a Friday.
Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?
Ted: Cause I'm tired...
Dom: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will **** your head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.
Totally forgot to put the show link in.
We are live right here-->http://radio1190.colorado.edu:8000/master.mp3
Can't stop laughing about this being Goose's entrance music:
It was the perfect lead-in
Tell me swan heard that.
Here's the show for those interested!
@Goose comes in at the 1:13 mark.
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