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Ute fan here - dropped by to say hell yeah!

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by Portland Ute, Jun 16, 2010.

  1. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    Are y'all ready for some big-time football? I know you're feeling relieved because you don't have to give your milk money to that big texas bully with the long horns, but don't get too comfy because we're gonna treat you the same way. You better learn to stand up for yourself in a hurry or youll never be able to afford to fire that worthless coach of yours.

    I'm just playing - I wanted to start having some smack-talking fun with you. LOLZ :lol:

    Welcome us to the Pac-12 Buff Brothers! Let the Good Times Roll!

    Oh nooooes - we're going to the Rose Bowl, and you are not!

    (J/K)

    (No I'm not)
     
  2. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    shut the furk up. big love and get me a ****ing beer
     
  3. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    come on now, no need to stop being classy right out of the gate. wait till we beat you 10 times in a row before you start getting pissy

    by the way many ute fans aren't mormon so polygamy smack is kind of wasted on us

    i hope you play football better than you talk smack
     
  4. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    im just playing man...however,for the record, the utes now get the Mormon smack because the represent the state of utah now... not byu, Utah


    all joking aside congrats and welcome to the pac-12
     
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  5. CsquaredCC

    CsquaredCC Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the better question is are you ready for some big time football? Utah may be in the Pac-10, but when Non-AQ BYU's attendance still beats you by nearly 20,000 per home game....well that will be embarrasing.
     
  6. buffaholic

    buffaholic Club Member Club Member

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    y'all?

    Four letter word around here brother.
     
  7. Swish

    Swish Half a bubble off Club Member

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    Hey Ute we've got plenty for you and all your fellow Ute fanatics - just hang around and see. Nice to have you and the million or so in the Salt Lake basin join the party. Thank God the sucking noises you hear in Austin are not coming from the Buffs.

    See you on the beach or the field and get ready to bow before the revived greatness that is Colorado Buffalo.
     
  8. big z

    big z New Member

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    Quit being a douche bag! You're most likely a TDS fan acting like a U fan
     
  9. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    'revived greatness that is colorado buffalo'

    you've got style, i'll give you that, but it won't save you on the field
     
  10. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    tds?
     
  11. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    ooh, attendance smack.

    Your going to have to do better than that we've been hearing that for ever from BYU but it didn't stop us from being 10x better than them at everything and getting into the Pac-12 while they still suck in the crappy MWC
     
  12. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    I'd be careful Dan Hawkins made a career out of beating up on schools from crappie conferences like the Mountain West and the WAC.
     
  13. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    hey at least i'm being real

    your just trying to suck up to the buffs but you know you'll start talking smack as soon as its football season so why not get in on right now?

    i'll bet you talk plenty of smack to byu and tcu and boise so why not the buffs?

    quit fakin and start hatin thats my motto
     
  14. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    haha good point never thought of that sorry
     
  15. CsquaredCC

    CsquaredCC Well-Known Member

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    Did you get tired of listening to their National title and heisman trophy winning smack as well. Because the fact that BYU's overall tradition is more impressive is embarrasing as well.
     
  16. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    LOL Wyoming and CSU don't count.

    Utah plays real football, not pee wee scrimmage ball.

    Besides, you don't have jack squate for a QB and our defense is going to eat him for a halftime snack.
     
  17. True PDX Ute

    True PDX Ute New Member

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    If any of you go to utefans.net or utezone.com, realize that this "Portland Ute" is not the same as the one over on those sites. I am the guy on those sites. I have NO idea who this guy is that is trying to run smack here. I'm guessing it's a BYU fan ( there are plenty that don't love me) or one of a couple really special guys that trolls even the Ute boards.

    I was questioned about my posting here about 30 minutes ago and had no idea. Some posters on utefans asked me why I was starting crap over here and I was caught off guard.

    Sorry about the case of mistaken identity.
     
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  18. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    Then why did Utah get an invite to the Pac and not BYU?

    Answer because they suck and nobody wants a bunch of mormons who can't even get to a BCS game.
     
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    CsquaredCC Well-Known Member

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    I think you just answered your own question. The reason? Religion.
     
  20. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    So your the real Portland Ute AND the True PDX Ute at the same time? How many personalities do you have?

    You don't own this name and your not the only Ute fan in Portland, so quit being such a baby. Nobody cares what your name is on another board, just like nobody cares that your mom still calls you Poo-Bear.

    Why didn't you sign up here under Portland Ute if the name means so much to you? If you had, I wouldn't have been able to choose it and could have avoided the shame of being a fan of the same school as such a crybaby as you. You sound like Max Hall, or his mom maybe.
     
  21. Portland Ute

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    A lot of Ute fans hate mormons too so I know what your saying but Utah earned a Pac invite because we keep winning BCS bowls.
     
  22. BehindEnemyLines

    BehindEnemyLines beware the habu Club Member

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    Welcome to the 12 Pac, Yoots.

    One of you newbie posters get me a samich.
     
  23. big z

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    Sorry TDS "Team Down South" it's the term we use for yBU
     
  24. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Holy ****. CCsquare, a CSU fan, is engaged in Ute smack with a Portland Ute, but not THE Portland Ute. The MWC tard fest is as astounding and unexpected as a reach around at Gary Coleman's funeral.

    Let's get this 12 Pac party started. I can't wait to pick up where my great grandpappy left off; kicking vacUUm's asses.

    Word has it that all the Ute graduates that don't work at the IRS earn their money in a call center. Is that true?

    Welcome to Allbuffs. Maybe some day, you punk ass yutes will come to appriciate Allbuffs for using a civilized BBS format. If you want to play in the BCS league, you are going to need to upgrade that clunker Utefans.net. What's up with that? Was Utefans.com taken?

    Hide all your weed and women, because the Buffs are gunning for you. Be sure to losen those liquor laws before we get there.

    What the hell is going on with that chickenhead mascot of yours?
    [​IMG]
     
  25. Highflyer

    Highflyer Moderator Club Member Junta Member

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    Utah eagles? Utah Hawks? Looks like every HS raptor mascot int he country. Awesome.
     
  26. FlatironsBuff

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    Same reason the Pac 10 did not want Baylor.
     
  27. Portland Ute

    Portland Ute New Member

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    LOL finally someone brings the heat!

    It was pretty weak (grandpappy smack?) but at least you're trying. I'm glad to see the Buff have a little spirit left for us to break - it's no fun beating up on people who don't care any more.

    So well done, little man. Now prepare for your ass kickings, cuz Kyle Whittingham and the mighty Utes are going to skin your Buffs and knock up all your cheerleaders. Or at least the ones that aren't hairy.
     
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  28. Idot Buff

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    My old man was a Ute, and I came very close to attending...

    The university setting reminded me of Boulder...a cool campus nestled against the Rockies. And, the bars near campus are awesome. It is like a rocking enclave separated from Mormonville. It is about time we joined a conference with these guys.
     
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    Wow. Utah's mascot is almost as cool as K-State's.
     
  30. Darian3Hagan

    Darian3Hagan '89 Player of the Year Club Member

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    Power...magical underwear towels?
     

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