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We now take you to . . . Bethlehem Pennsylvania?

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by tsarbomba, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. tsarbomba

    tsarbomba One Damn Dirty Ape Club Member

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    Leihigh? Seriously? Leihigh!?!?!?!?

    Story.

    I can only imagine the reaction in the local media if this were CU players (not that it would not deserve a lot of coverage), and I can only imagine the lack of action on the part of the police if it happened in Tallahassee, Florida.
     
  2. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    When there's a "football frat", it becomes a toxic mix.
     
  3. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    Is it safe to assume alcohol was involved? Oh, and nothing good EVER happens at 3am.
     
  4. Gary Indiana

    Gary Indiana Club Member Club Member

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    Ehh. What could possibly go wrong when a group of guys who consider themselves to be tougher than anyone on campus, so desperate for social inclusion that they are willing to pay for friends, get liquored up on a near nightly basis?
     
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  5. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    1:30 PM occurs after 3 AM. Does nothing good occur in the afternoon?
     
  6. DBT

    DBT Club Member Club Member

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    The cutoff for bad things is 4am. After that, the cycle repeats. The "nothing good" period runs from 1:00 am to 4:00 am. I thought everyone knew this.
     
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  7. Uncle Ken

    Uncle Ken Orr no morr Club Member

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    I ate the most amazing Kebab in Kings Cross sometime between 3:15 and 3:40 a.m. once. That was a very good thing.
    [​IMG]
     
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    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Am I the only one who thinks this story is hilarious? They peed in the guys refrigerator, only to then find out it was the wrong house. I lol'd.
     
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  9. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    Nah. Good to know that 4 AM is the cutoff. Is that the same rule for Gremlins eating after midnight?
     
  10. Gary Indiana

    Gary Indiana Club Member Club Member

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    Que Bob? Tu Amigo?
     
  11. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

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    I was going to ask when they will be transfering to ****Baylor but since they couldn't even find the right house ***braska makes more sense.

    Either would be willing to accept them with open arms.
     
  12. scoob

    scoob Club Member Club Member

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    I always wondered about this. Thanks for clearing it up. That's why Gremlins always confused and worried me. My mind is now at ease.
     
  13. goalline

    goalline Club Member Club Member

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    It's 3 AM somewhere. You have permission to do nothing good.
     
  14. dply

    dply Doble hoja Club Member

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    The one thing I miss the most about being a bartender is going shopping at 3 am. Going in the afternoon or on weekends just makes me hate people.
     
  15. gone native

    gone native Club Member Club Member

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    << Records show Parsons urinated in a refrigerator at the home but he is not facing further charges. >>

    In Parsons' defense, that refrigerator looked just like the urinal back at their Lehigh U. frat house.
     
  16. L Buff

    L Buff Commissar of the Albuffs Collective Left Club Member

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    As one who attended Lehigh's arch-rival, Lafayette College, for two years ... I'm getting a kick out of this.
     
  17. buffedup

    buffedup Cooler than a Popsicle Stand. Club Member

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    At least they didn't do an upper deck at the wrong house.
     
  18. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    Maybe they did. Not something that would necessarily be discovered in the initial investigation. Pissing in the fridge might have just been a misdirection from the real prank of upper decking all the toilets in the house.
     
  19. Clean Undies

    Clean Undies Flagship of the 12-Pac Club Member

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    Add Dylan Parsons to the list of people who are coming with me when we crash a party at @Liver 's house.
     
  20. Buffnik

    Buffnik Real name isn't Nik Club Member Junta Member

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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    @Liver would, at minimum, have to buy a new fridge. Probably have to gut and remodel the entire kitchen. Actually, no, he'd need to move.
     
  21. SpacemanSpiff

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    Were they following a star?
     
  22. Liver

    Liver modded mod Club Member Junta Member

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    holy ****! i would absolutely positively buy a new fridge. and then i might have to have new bar stool seat covers made from the perpetrator's skin.
     
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