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DallasBuff said:
I spent a lot of time in SLC....my old man grew up there, is a Ute, and catholic. I have not been back in 15 years or so, but the Mormons carried a lot of weight. Hell, you could not have a drink in many restaurants. You had to bring your own. The hypocritical jack Mormons were the best.
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Are the "Jack Mormons" the ones that drink Scotch and play cards in the men's only clubhouse of their golf club but the same night, when they go out to dinner in public with their families, drink a tall glass of milk? :lol:

(I'd honestly never heard that term before this thread.)
 
DallasBuff said:
I spent a lot of time in SLC....my old man grew up there, is a Ute, and catholic. I have not been back in 15 years or so, but the Mormons carried a lot of weight. Hell, you could not have a drink in many restaurants. You had to bring your own. The hypocritical jack Mormons were the best.
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Us non-Mormon Utahns always say don't go camping or fishing with one Mormon, bring 2, that way neither one will touch your beer!
 
So far this is like 10000 points for the ducks and 1 for Utah. Do you have no hot girls in Utah anymore? I know there was one once. But after sleeping with me, apparently Utah wasn't far enough away so she moved to California.
 
Jack Mormons drive to Wendover every weekend to drink, gamble, and enjoy prostitutes. But by God, they are good Mormons!
 
Darth Snow said:
So far this is like 10000 points for the ducks and 1 for Utah. Do you have no hot girls in Utah anymore? I know there was one once. But after sleeping with me, apparently Utah wasn't far enough away so she moved to California.
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Probably spoken from a 49 year old virgin from his mom's basement. Utah had back to back Playmates of the month back in the 80's. Utah girls are way hotter than UW girls. I can vouch for that. Many of them rival the USC and ASU chicks.
 
Darth Snow said:
So far this is like 10000 points for the ducks and 1 for Utah. Do you have no hot girls in Utah anymore? I know there was one once. But after sleeping with me, apparently Utah wasn't far enough away so she moved to California.
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I would assume that after sleeping with you the folks in Utah stoned her all the way to the California border.
 
DallasBuff said:
Jack Mormons drive to Wendover every weekend to drink, gamble, and enjoy prostitutes. But by God, they are good Mormons!
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Note to self: Wendover has prostitutes. Where the **** is Wendover?

Tacoma Ute said:
Probably spoken from a 49 year old virgin from his mom's basement. Utah had back to back Playmates of the month back in the 80's. Utah girls are way hotter than UW girls. I can vouch for that. Many of them rival the USC and ASU chicks.
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He's a 30 year old virgin with a hot girlfriend. What he wants you to do in his roundabout way is post pictures of hot Utah chicks.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
Note to self: Wendover has prostitutes. Where the **** is Wendover?

He's a 30 year old virgin with a hot girlfriend. What he wants you to do in his roundabout way is post pictures of hot Utah chicks.
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Apparently there were two of them about 30 years ago.
 
Wendover is over the Utah border in Nevada. The worst drive in the ****ing world.....driving over the salt flats....butt ugly. Wendover has a few casinos and a bunch of ugly whores.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
Note to self: Wendover has prostitutes. Where the **** is Wendover?

He's a 30 year old virgin with a hot girlfriend. What he wants you to do in his roundabout way is post pictures of hot Utah chicks.
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Hey asshole. I know it's hard for you to figure ages now that you are 60, but I ain't 30 :lol:
 
DallasBuff said:
Wendover is over the Utah border in Nevada. The worst drive in the ****ing world.....driving over the salt flats....butt ugly. Wendover has a few casinos and a bunch of ugly whores.
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So Wendover is to Utes as Estes Park (aka, "Husker Riviera") is to Nebraskans?
 
Wendover is on I-15....or is it I-80 (it's been a long time). Right on the Utah Nevada border. Ahhh the memories! 150 minutes of bare nothingness and then suddenly you see the lights of the casinos and you get that chill and hit the gas and go up to 95. Oddly enough there are casinos everywhere up here but I never go anymore.
 
Dammit! Stop making funny posts! We're supposed to hate you guys! This is a conundrum. Our former rivals were arrogant delusional hypocritical pricks. You guys are all cool & stuff. How are we supposed to hate you?
 
Darth Snow said:
Im only a virgin in the sense that I haven't ****ed a girl in the ear yet.
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I thought I explained to you that that's not where it goes. It's one thing to be a virgin, but it's another to be so ignorant.

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Burrito Palazzo said:
Can't reach my own, I tried. Never had a girl fat enough, so you'll have to let me know. Back of the knee?
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Back of the knee is great for periods. And please, I know you've ****ed a fatty. You were Wally's friend in college for **** sakes. Like hot girls would stick around while he was busy ruining your already ****** jokes

Tacoma Ute said:
Dammit! Stop making funny posts! We're supposed to hate you guys! This is a conundrum. Our former rivals were arrogant delusional hypocritical pricks. You guys are all cool & stuff. How are we supposed to hate you?
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Careful, this is how it starts. Next you will be drunk on Moscow mules and hitting on us like the cal fans. And **** you, we are most definitely arrogant. That's why your women will love us tho.
 
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Darth Snow said:
Back of the knee is great for periods. And please, I know you've ****ed a fatty. You were Wally's friend in college for **** sakes. Like hot girls would stick around while he was busy ruining your already ****** jokes
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He cornered the market on the thick ones. Don't get all defensive just cause you did. I've always been the fat one in the relationship.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
He cornered the market on the thick ones. Don't get all defensive just cause you did. I've always been the fat one in the relationship.
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I saw this on Glee last week when they went to a gay bar. BP is what they call a "bear" in his community.
 
Burrito Palazzo said:
He cornered the market on the thick ones. Don't get all defensive just cause you did. I've always been the fat one in the relationship.
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Closest I got was a girlfriend who gained a lot of weight junior year. That was pretty close. Still proud I didn't cheat on her.
 
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