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When Clark Evans wants popcorn...

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by mdelpizzo_1, Nov 23, 2009.

  1. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    He just breathes on Nebraska...:popcorn:
    (I have posted this before...but it just felt right for this week)

    Is there a better way to rally Albuffers then to start up the Clark Evans threads again!
     
  2. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    Clark Evans once threw a football so hard, it broke the speed of light, went back in time and knocked Tom Osbourne out cold in 1973.


     
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  3. mdelpizzo_1

    mdelpizzo_1 My Dixie Wrecked Club Member

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    :rofl:
     
  4. snakeyman

    snakeyman Snake Charmer Club Member

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    I'll second that!
     
  5. buff4bcs1985

    buff4bcs1985 Hail to the King

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  6. AlferdJasper

    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    Clark Evans' arm is so strong, it's said he can slam a revolving door.
     
  7. PurifydatA$$

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    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he first looks under his bed for Clark Evans.
     
  8. Buff fanatic

    Buff fanatic Well-Known Member

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    Clark Evans is such a man, the NCAA is considering a rule change in the event CE gets in the game. Preliminarily it's called "Roughing the Linebacker".


    Hope this doesnt burn us. :lol:
     
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    AlferdJasper Well-Known Member

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    Clark Evans once swallowed a Rubik's Cube whole to prove a point.
    When it came out, he had it solved.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITxSBc3apKc"]YouTube- Animated Rubiks Cube[/ame]
     
  10. ThndringHerd

    ThndringHerd Well-Known Member

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    When he came out of the womb, Clark Evans smacked the doctor for looking up his mom's gown.
     
  11. zbuff

    zbuff Club Member Club Member

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    Should've come back in 1990 to knock the little bitch out when she voted against her own conference for the MNC.
     
  12. buffsyko

    buffsyko Club Member Club Member

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    sigh....
     
  13. Ruckus

    Ruckus Peep my words. Club Member

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    It's impossible, Lois could never have Clark Evans' baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?

    Sure, why not?

    He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would not kill him because he is Clark Evans.
     
  14. PurifydatA$$

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    :thumbsup: love the Mallrats reference!!
     

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