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Who would win: Shane Harris-Tunks or Ben Mills?

Discussion in 'Colorado Basketball Message Board' started by NBDefektor, Feb 9, 2014.

  1. NBDefektor

    NBDefektor Well-Known Member

    Jan 3, 2008
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    No, I'm not talking about on the court. I am asking who would win in a throw-down of epic proportions. The Thunder from Down Under or the Wisconsinite Warrior. Here's a quick comparison:

    Ben Mills:

    Ben is 7'0, and listed generously at 230. To those of us who have seen him in person, he's closer to about 210. Also seems like a very nice guy, to be honest. Does he have a mean streak that can propel him to victory?

    Wildcard stat: Has three older sisters, so you know he does have some feistiness when push comes to shove.

    Shane Harris-Tunks:

    The man from Down Under comes in at 6'11, 250 pounds. He's from Australia, home of about a thousand different species that wants to kill a bunch of descendants of prisoners. He will not back down.

    Wildcard stat: Has he been made fun of his entire life for having initials that come oh-so-close to spelling out a bad word for poop? If so, he's ready to take out some anger...watch out, Ben Mills! A quarter-century of ridicule is about to land squarely on your jaw!

    So we're all on the same page, this is not a "boxing" match. This is a fight. There are no rules. First one to throw in the towel and can no longer continue loses. Worth noting, however: SHT must take off his face guard.

    Serious responses only.
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  2. MtnBuff

    MtnBuff Not allowed in Barzil 2 Club Member

    Jan 11, 2008
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    Both are to genuinely nice to fight. They'd end up playing cards together or Shane would offer to buy him a beer.
  3. Darth Snow

    Darth Snow Hawaiian Buffalo Club Member Junta Member

    Feb 1, 2008
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    Giant Boulder.
  4. tante

    tante Club Member Club Member

    Jul 21, 2009
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    This thread is already epic. Good job. So it seems that SHT has a bit of a mean streak but he is also clumsy and lacks opposable thumbs. It would surprise me if he slipped taking the first swing and knocked himself out.

    Gotta go with Mills. The guy is sneaky. Something about him just screams suckerpunch.
  5. FLounder

    FLounder The Buffs will rise again! Club Member

    Dec 14, 2011
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    Mills has the power of the c-unit behind him. Plus have you seen those elbows?! They are like steak knifes!
  6. Skidmark

    Skidmark Flagship of the 12-Pac. WTTAH Club Member

    Jun 3, 2007
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    Both of them should compete for the attention of Aussie model Montana Cox in BoydBuff's Chilean bungalow while the guy is vacationing in Hawaii. That would be a quality reality TV concept, right there.

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