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Who's the fattest coach in college football?

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by sackman, Oct 5, 2008.

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Who's the fattest coach in college football?

  1. Ralph Friedgen

    5.0%
  2. Mark Mangino

    92.5%
  3. Charlie Weiss

    2.5%
  4. Other (provide visual evidence)

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  1. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Every year, we have this poll. Jabba Mangino is the reigning king of jelly bellies. However, once again, both Ralph Friegen and Charlie Weiss are nipping at his heels. I think my vote this year is going to Friedgen.

    You decide!

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    Friedgen. Man, look at that gut! It's no small wonder that there aren't tiny planets in orbit around this man.

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    Jabba Mangino. Black IS very slimming. Nice work with the wardrobe there, coach.


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    Charlie Weiss. Hike up those pants a little higher, Chuck.

    Feel free to add any other coaches you think would be appropriate. Ron Prince is trying like mad to make the list, but he's just out once again.
     
  2. 2HellNback

    2HellNback Well-Known Member

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    I saw Mangino w/o reading all the choices. My vote would have been "other"

    Here's my visual evidence:
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  3. SJBuff

    SJBuff Club Member Club Member

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    I heard some of the Kansas tail-gaters were complaining because someone stole the canvas off their tail-gate tent.
     
  4. BIGREDIOWAN

    BIGREDIOWAN Well-Known Member

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    Gotta go with Mangino on this one. How in gods name can you preach discipline and work ethic when you look like that?! :wow:
     
  5. canbuff

    canbuff New Member

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    yep..."Man Mountain" Mangino!
     
  6. CarolinaBuff

    CarolinaBuff Weekend Poster Club Member

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    How could it NOT be Mangino?!?
     
  7. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    See, I look at Ralph Friedgen and say "that gut needs it's own zip code". Mangina's fat is spread out over his entire body.
     
  8. JimmyBuff

    JimmyBuff Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to vote for all 3.. :lol:
     
  9. leftybuff

    leftybuff Iconoclast Club Member

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    Mangino takes this race by a bag of Ho-Ho's.....washed down by a gallon of Yoohoo....
     
  10. CSU Husker

    CSU Husker Well-Known Member

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    I voted for the number 8, err Weiss. He isnt the fattest but he coaches for ND, so I factored that in too. :thumbsup:
     
  11. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    Does anybody know how much these guys actually weigh and how tall they are? Mangino seems kind of short to me, and maybe that's why he looks so bad.
     
  12. Bone Buff

    Bone Buff Well-Known Member

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    How is every surgeon in Kansas not knocking down this guys door asking to do a gastric bypass?
     
  13. SuperiorBuff

    SuperiorBuff Well-Known Member

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    It's the Mangina by a chin.
     
  14. 77buff

    77buff Well-Known Member

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    Mangino, but he's a damn good football coach. Take Frank Cannon and add 150 pounds.
     

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  15. absinthe

    absinthe Ambitious but rubbish. Club Member Junta Member

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    Yeah i was mangino I'd have surgery, just not from Charlie Weis' guy.
     
  16. sliderNcider

    sliderNcider MacLovin Club Member

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    Dan Hawkins is the PHATest coach:cool:
     
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    phatmack Active Member

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    Not sure if this is the right forum for me to put these Mangino pictures but I thought it'd be a good start... please let me know and I'll remove 'em no problem. I'm sure some of these have been posted before... either way I got a kick out of 'em:

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  18. BrownEyedBuffGirl

    BrownEyedBuffGirl Well-Known Member

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    But you asked who is the fattest, not who has the biggest gut...advantage, Mangino.
     
  19. sackman

    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    I bet Friedgen is wider around at the gut than Mangino is. That makes him fatter.
     
  20. SkiTownUSA

    SkiTownUSA Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    Haha, I love this thread.
     
  21. Buffman

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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmAYpAzNB34"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmAYpAzNB34[/ame]
     
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  22. fatbuff

    fatbuff Well-Known Member

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    Are you talking lbs of fat or percentage of body weight?
     
  23. Buffman

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    i think dimensions. ask who would have a harder time getting through a narrow doorway
     
  24. chipwich

    chipwich Administrator Club Member Junta Member

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    Mangino is the fatest, Friegan has the bigger looking gut and Weiss has the bigger titties.
     
  25. 87toInfinity

    87toInfinity Well-Known Member

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    I think it should be based on % body parts they can't see.
     
  26. Saulbadguy

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    Mangino takes dumps the size of Charlie Weis...
     
  27. Denver_sc

    Denver_sc Club Member Club Member

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    Mangina, and it's not particularly close...
     
  28. BIGREDIOWAN

    BIGREDIOWAN Well-Known Member

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    sackman Club Member Club Member

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    I always love seeing that clip. When Mangino starts getting on the kid for being a hot dog, I always think to myself "NO COACH, I'M NOT A HOT DOG!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I'M NOT A HOT DOG!!!" :lol:
     
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    Did i miss where you celebrated 10k posts?
     

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