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Wide Open

Discussion in 'Colorado Football Message Board' started by SpacemanSpiff, Sep 12, 2009.

  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Club Member Club Member

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    I just found a new reason to hate Brent Musberger. Everytime a QB throws to a WR, and the WR makes the catch, Brent Mushmouth says "wide open." Doesn't matter if 3 DBs are draped all over the WR. Hey Brent - you suck!
     
  2. Unleash Hell

    Unleash Hell Well-Known Member

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    Brent has a lot of sayings like, "Touchdown!!!" before the player actually crosses the goal line, and "Nothing going" for a team getting stuffed.

    There is a Brent Musberger drinking game floating around somewhere on the internet.

    Here it ishttp://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/printthread.php?

    Link not working, I'll copy and paste
    Don't know if anyone has posted this yet...
    This should make next year's televised college games much more drunk...err..exciting.

    While watching the Big 12 Championship game it dawned on a friend of
    mine that all those stupid little "Brent-isms" would be primed for a good old fashioned drinking game. Also it may be the only way to listen to a Musberger broadcast without throwing a hammer through the screen. To protect his anonymity he goes by the moniker Lou. I present to you, Lou's
    Brent Musberger Drinking Game. Not for those under 21 (yeah right)
    WARNING!

    Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be ****faced with 8 mins remaining in the 1st quarter.
    *Note: Partner is spelled "Pardner," because that's the way Brent says it.

    Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special "Pardner" hat.

    Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first
    person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

    Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.

    Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man," they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time
    Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man."

    Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must
    give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH!", as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.

    Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.

    Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the f**k up Brent", drink 2, and punch the Pardner
    in the arm.

    Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to
    make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.

    Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!"
    before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by
    some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.

    Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man".

    Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major",
    everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

    Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on
    and so on.

    Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1

    Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner
    will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so
    much..
     
  3. JimmyBuff

    JimmyBuff Well-Known Member

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    I love listening to Musberger..
     
  4. Unleash Hell

    Unleash Hell Well-Known Member

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    I don't. Can't stand him. I miss Keith Jackson:cry:
     
  5. CarolinaBuff

    CarolinaBuff Weekend Poster Club Member

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    You are looking LIVE...
     
  6. MiamiBuffs

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    He never bothered me either. Whoa Nelly was also pretty solid.
     
  7. Idot Buff

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    Mushmouth is horrible.....if he says Herbie one more time, I am going to take Ronson's remote and throw it at my TV....
     
  8. CarolinaBuff

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    You'll have to find it first. :lol:
     
  9. Idot Buff

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    I think that Daah is using it as a sex toy in his interaction with the Heidi Fleiss look-alike...
     
  10. Daaah

    Daaah Club Member Club Member

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    That woman(?) does not look like heidi fliess.
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Club Member Club Member

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    This thread has taken a disturbing turn.
     
  12. Idot Buff

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    I thought that was your fantasy?
     
  13. Daaah

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    I just said :hitit:.
     
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    Herb and Brent are such buckeye homers. I hope SC pulls this out for that reason alone. Well not really alone. I ****ing hate Ohio Stank and its fans more than anything - even the condom nation.
     
  15. Idot Buff

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    In that case, what would you not "hit"?
     

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