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We need a nickname for Sabatino Chen

Buffnik

Real name isn't Nik
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No one with hair that perfect should be without a nickname.

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Men want to be him.

Women want to be with him.

My first thought was that he should get a nickname that plays on the Warren Zevon lyrics. "Lee Ho Fook"?

Maybe "Teen Wolf"?

But with the hair being model perfect, there are a host of other possibilities.

We've got the Coen Brothers OBWAT pomade reference - "Dapper Dan".

We've got the supermodel Zoolander reference - "Blue Steel".

We need some more suggestions so we can pollify this thread and settle this burning issue.
 
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