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Are you the grillmaster for your tailgate group?

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Are you a die hard Colorado Buffalo? Will you be tailgating at the home games this season? Do you grill up tasty eats for your friends, family and other fans at the games? We want to hear from you!

email me at john@hamiltoncasting.com
 
C'mon sacky you could be the next

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I nominate Sackman - so long as he gets a free jambalaya pot out of the deal
 
Spam: I don't think that word means what you think it means /Andre the Giant impression
 
If somebody wants to fill that out for me, go ahead. I'm not going to take the trouble. If they want me, they know where to find me!
 
sackman said:
If somebody wants to fill that out for me, go ahead. I'm not going to take the trouble. If they want me, they know where to find me!
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Dear John,

I am writing you in hopes that I can be on your grillmasters show.

I am interested in representing the CU Buffs. The only thing that surpasses my love for the Buffs is my secret passion for Fairview High School and my not-so-secret adoration of Stanford. Because of those other loves, I have made it my mission to class up the CU tailgating scene. At my tailgates, there's no beer or beef allowed. I serve a strict organic menu of wine and vegan dishes (all locally-grown). I would love the opportunity to share with your viewers how to properly pair vintages with seasonal tofu dishes that will be sure to take their tailgates to the next level.

Also, there's nothing more important to a tailgate than ensuring that your affair is eco-friendly. I have many tips for cooking with solar power in order to avoid a tailgate that adds to the carbon footprint, for selecting only compostable serving items, and how to carry everything you need for your tailgate in a rucksack so that you can bicycle to the stadium.

Yours in Gaia,

Sackman

P.S. Do you think you could get me Dan Hawkins' autograph?
 
p.p.s. The soundtrack at our tailgates is made up exclusively of a looping counting crows anthology
 
tante said:
Good job nik but your forgot to mention his love for sports authority field.
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Great point. This letter should have included an homage to tailgating college football games at NFL stadiums. Sacky loves that ****.
 
If Sacky doesn't sack up, then a fall back should be Sockdologer.

That guy is the undisputed master of grilled food pr0n.
 
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