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a lop-sided "end the series" CU victory...

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that's what i want.

i don't want an entertaining game. i don't want a nail-biter. i want 4 quarters of total annihilation. i want it to be so freaking ugly that the few hundred sheep fans that actually care enough to show up for the game, leave by the end of the first quarter.

i want CU up by 4 or 5 scores in the 4th and still throwing the ball.

i want the disparity to be so apparent to anyone with even half a brain, including the drooling local media, that a hue and cry to end the series arises.

we don't need this game. we don't want this game.

end it. the only way to kill it is to make it such a miserable, soul-crushing event for the sheep that they are forced ultimately to capitulate and agree to end it.

enough is enough.

no mercy. no letting off the pedal. crush them.
 
Given that the P12 will be strong down the road, are you really sure you want one less cream puff on CU's schedule?
 
Given that the P12 will be strong down the road, are you really sure you want one less cream puff on CU's schedule?

dude, they should be replaced with some freaking craptastic directional school who will come to folsom and take an arse-beating for a payday.

with 9 conference games in a conference as tough as the p12, we don't need to play another game outside of folsom where the opponent has a chip on its shoulder the size of the fusker burning pile of dung.
 
that's what i want.

i don't want an entertaining game. i don't want a nail-biter. i want 4 quarters of total annihilation. i want it to be so freaking ugly that the few hundred sheep fans that actually care enough to show up for the game, leave by the end of the first quarter.

i want CU up by 4 or 5 scores in the 4th and the 4th stringers to be ripping off 20 yard run after 20 yard run on a depleted, discouraged, demoralized, and completely outclassed lamb defense.

i want the disparity to be so apparent to anyone with even half a brain, including the drooling local media, that a hue and cry to end the series arises.

we don't need this game. we don't want this game.

end it. the only way to kill it is to make it such a miserable, soul-crushing event for the sheep that they are forced ultimately to capitulate and agree to end it.

enough is enough.

no mercy. no letting off the pedal. crush them.

Agreed with one FIFY.
 
Given that the P12 will be strong down the road, are you really sure you want one less cream puff on CU's schedule?

I will take a cream puff on the schedule, just not this particular cream puff, at lest not every F***ing year. I would love to see AFA and Wyoming on a regular basis (since I have ties to both). Maybe throw CSU in there after a few year hiatus.
 
hell, i'd even give these sheep humpers a home and home, like once every 6-8 years or so. that ought to be limits of our largesse to prop these turds up and promote their ass-tastic program beyond its status.
 
I want know part of AFA and that triple option. sucks to have to prepare for something that different than everything else we will see.

Give me directional U from Sealevel...
 
Want a cream puff directional school? Schedule Northern Colorado! :lol:
 
I would take Northern Colorado on our schedule. I can't believe Utah beat them 41-0 and didn't even cover the spread.
 
we need to shear their ****ing hides and use the wool for carpeting in the new folsom expansion project
 
I want it to be so bad that Embree has to instruct our players to start running out of bounds at the 5 yard line in order to avoid the kind of final score that would make "bad sportsmanship" headlines in Mongolian newspapers.
 
apparently they haven't learned, even after 62-21-2 and a big collective scoreboard of 2057-958. Time to run amok, stomp a mudhole, and make it clear early that all resistance is futile. GO BUFFS
 
What the Buffs have to do is beat them in such a way where the Lammies say "We never want to play CU again! Ever!"
 
I want it to be so bad that Embree has to instruct our players to start running out of bounds at the 5 yard line in order to avoid the kind of final score that would make "bad sportsmanship" headlines in Mongolian newspapers.

i want it to be so bad that icon files for chapter 11 bankruptcy at halftime...
 
I want it to be so bad that Embree has to instruct our players to start running out of bounds at the 5 yard line in order to avoid the kind of final score that would make "bad sportsmanship" headlines in Mongolian newspapers.

Hell no. No mercy. 60 minutes of 100%. Pummel their heads into the ground.
 
I don't think you really understand 'Nik's statement.

No, I understand it, I just don't want the coaches telling players to run Out of bounds and want the players to go 100% for 60 minutes and run up the score as much as possible in those 60 minutes. No mercy.
 
No, I understand it, I just don't want the coaches telling players to run Out of bounds and want the players to go 100% for 60 minutes and run up the score as much as possible in those 60 minutes. No mercy.

You feel that way because you see them as a rival you're passionate about rather than an annoyance to be dismissive of.
 
Make this game hurt and have it be talked about as the biggest can of whipass ever opened in this craptastic series. Have Shannon Sharpe calling for the National Guard. Have the entire ewe team hanging their heads by the middle of the second know that the remaining 2 and 1/2 quarters will be pure hell. Pound, mudhole and embarass the ewes. Laugh it up on the sidelines and get accused of running it up. Be the mean big brother we should be and leave them with a wedgie and swirlie they will never forget.
 
that's what i want.

i don't want an entertaining game. i don't want a nail-biter. i want 4 quarters of total annihilation. i want it to be so freaking ugly that the few hundred sheep fans that actually care enough to show up for the game, leave by the end of the first quarter.

i want CU up by 4 or 5 scores in the 4th and still throwing the ball.

i want the disparity to be so apparent to anyone with even half a brain, including the drooling local media, that a hue and cry to end the series arises.

we don't need this game. we don't want this game.

end it. the only way to kill it is to make it such a miserable, soul-crushing event for the sheep that they are forced ultimately to capitulate and agree to end it.

enough is enough.

no mercy. no letting off the pedal. crush them.

rebbit!!!
 
Agree completely. Want to see such a thourough pounding that every piece of sheep labeled crap in their closets ends up in Goodwill.

That stated it will take more than one or even a few of these beatings. We have to make sure that an entire generation of CSU players, all five years of eligibility in ceramics, never come close to feeling like they were in game against the Buffs.

We need to beat them so badly, so often, that even fans like Gasm give up hope.
 
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