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Hair. Glorious Hair!

You Assholes

Cntmnky
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CU has it. Major's curly locks, the O Line's tough guy samarai pony tail, Tu'Umalo's tresses. This team needs a buzz. Show some humility, show some unity. Shave the hair. Way to much individuality on this team. Who's the lineman with the side show bob hair? Get rid of it. This team appears to be comprised of individuals who are not teaming up.

It may seem petty, but it sure couldn't hurt.
 
CU has it. Major's curly locks, the O Line's tough guy samarai pony tail, Tu'Umalo's tresses. This team needs a buzz. Show some humility, show some unity. Shave the hair. Way to much individuality on this team. Who's the lineman with the side show bob hair? Get rid of it. This team appears to be comprised of individuals who are not teaming up.

It may seem petty, but it sure couldn't hurt.

Samson can keep his, but yeah, the rest should go. Why not. And I think Munyer is your side-show Bob.
 
CU has it. Major's curly locks, the O Line's tough guy samarai pony tail, Tu'Umalo's tresses. This team needs a buzz. Show some humility, show some unity. Shave the hair. Way to much individuality on this team. Who's the lineman with the side show bob hair? Get rid of it. This team appears to be comprised of individuals who are not teaming up.

It may seem petty, but it sure couldn't hurt.
you are petty.
 
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As long as we don't have any running backs or receivers with tackle-assisting hair protruding from the helmet we're good.

Coaching staff should no-shave until they get a win, though.
 
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