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Suck It Nebraska

CUAviator

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(2 of) 3-Point Stance

1. From 2000 to 2012, a total of 13 seasons, 72 schools have won at least a share of an FBS conference title, and that is counting TCU, Cincinnati, Louisville and Boise State only once even though they won in multiple conferences. That’s 72 schools, and none of them is named Nebraska. The Huskers are for oh-for-the-century, having last won in 1999 (Big 12). Big Red fans, take solace. Your streak is one year shorter than Tennessee’s. The Vols won the inaugural BCS title and haven’t won the SEC since.
YES!!!!




2. On the ESPNU College Football Podcast Wednesday, Big Ten bloggers Adam Rittenberg and Brian Bennett said that coaches at cold-weather schools (Ohio State, Northwestern, Nebraska) in part use spring break as a way to break up the monotony of four weeks of practice. Perhaps, but it seems only logical that the almost ubiquitous rise of indoor practice facilities would be responsible as well. There’s always good weather and good footing for practice.
Noooooooo!!!
 
I did not read this after I saw the word "ubiquitous" used in bold. I am not a fan a of pedantic sophists. (See what I did there Orr)
 
Pedantic Sophists is the name of my Electronica/Steam Punk Band. We're on iTunes.

The first album was epic. By the second, you guys got popular and sold out. Too commercial. And by the third it was all over after your drummer died from choking on his own vomit.

Signed,

Every pretentious music critic ever to write a review of any band for rolling stone mag.
 
Why do all nub threads end in pretentious vomiting?

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Why is the pile of manure in fuskerland still burning after two years? Some things just ARE. Also please be sure to daintily extend your pinky finger whilst holding some fusker troll barfly's head out of the toilet. And offer her your monogrammed hanky when she is done. I'd have to then burn it of course but chivalry is chivalry.
 
Why is the pile of manure in fuskerland still burning after two years? Some things just ARE. Also please be sure to daintily extend your pinky finger whilst holding some fusker troll barfly's head out of the toilet. And offer her your monogrammed hanky when she is done. I'd have to then burn it of course but chivalry is chivalry.
Sorry, I meant vomitious pretentiousness.
 
Contemporaneously, one may perhaps bolster the primary accounter’s commentary as wholly substantive and succinct, while devoid of doctrinaire verbosity or pretense: Dude, all kinds of people say ubiquitous nowadays.

...vomitious pretentiousness can be fun!
 
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The best way to mess with fuskers is to sleep with their wives/girlfriends...and leave CU logo stuff on their night stand
 
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That's also some serious dedication to the cause. Don't forget your beer goggles, raincoat, and penicillin.
 
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That's also some serious dedication to the cause. Don't forget your beer goggles, raincoat, and penicillin.

I can only imagine what the medicine chest contains when Colorado girls are involved!
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Take it easy boys and girls..............it's the off season.
 
I can only imagine what the medicine chest contains when Colorado girls are involved!
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Take it easy boys and girls..............it's the off season.

.In your case, I would assume it would have to start with roofies and go from there...
 
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