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Let’s Ruin Their High: USC vs Colorado Preview

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All geared up to read a pre-game article about how our teams match up and instead got a long winding rambling saga of what the trojans had for breakfast last week. I sense the same smugness and elitist attitude that I haven't gotten from every other USC fan I have ever talked to. Your take on the buffs and their early season success is entirely based on the fact you have no idea where this program has come from. What we historically are. We entered the conference at the lowest point in our history. The past decade has seen CU lose at unprecedented levels. While we are on "The Rise" this is no where close to the heights we wish to achieve.
 
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Wake up for scondi.
#Rise and shine from your dysfunctional SC dreams of crotch stomping and coach punching.

You wanted a wakeup call when a Colorado native is a Buffs fan. I'm your huckleberry.

You should know that nobody, and I mean nobody, puts Ralphie in a corner more than ten times in a row.
 
TL;DR version: CU leads us in every statistical category but Special Teams, but, but... we Trojans! Trojans win!
 
Haha, I like how he justifies picking SC with "at the end of the day we have Sam Darnold and they don't". No, you stupid ****, we just have two of the top 20 QBs in the country on our squad. Sam Darnold has a great game against one of the worst defenses in the country and all of the sudden, he's Marcus Mariota?? **** outta here.
 
He posted this same thing to the GoBuffs Subreddit. The desperation... Luckily the censorship is much weaker on reddit, especially when you don't have any rules.
 
Wow, I can't believe I read even a part of that. Can the moderator remove this? If it were an article worth reading from a reputable source, I'd get it.

No substance, no fact-supported arguments. Journalism on par with TMZ, but with 1 millionth the popularity.
 
Wow, I can't believe I read even a part of that. Can the moderator remove this? If it were an article worth reading from a reputable source, I'd get it.

No substance, no fact-supported arguments. Journalism on par with TMZ, but with 1 millionth the popularity.
I choose to believe he's being ironically bad. Like the "woof/kennel" joke. He's poking fun at all sports writers who take themselves too seriously by sucking. The joke's on us.
 
Haha, I like how he justifies picking SC with "at the end of the day we have Sam Darnold and they don't". No, you stupid ****, we just have two of the top 20 QBs in the country on our squad. Sam Darnold has a great game against one of the worst defenses in the country and all of the sudden, he's Steven Montez?? **** outta here.

Fixed.
 
I choose to believe he's being ironically bad. Like the "woof/kennel" joke. He's poking fun at all sports writers who take themselves too seriously by sucking. The joke's on us.


So... you're saying I'm slow, and I don't get the joke.

I just thought it was hack, pissed-off, middle-school level writing. My bad.
 
He posted this same thing to the GoBuffs Subreddit. The desperation... Luckily the censorship is much weaker on reddit, especially when you don't have any rules.
This dude's having a ****ing meltdown on the subreddit, even though he's just talking to himself on a removed post. It's hilarious.
 
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I don't think USC ruined my high. I think I might actually get high. Thanks USC!
 
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